Did Molly find it hilarious when Howard stole Jimmy from her dance?

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    No idea what you're talking about here man.
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    wrong form
     
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    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    I can't think of a single woman who would take her wedding seriously enough to be bothered by something like this.
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Listen, it's a wedding. Of course Howard should be the center of attention. It's the mature thing to do, and I'm sure it'll get him lots more invites to other weddings.
     
  6. Brokenbad

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    'Robin, what's this guy saying. That I should have danced the whole dance with Jimmy?"
     
  7. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Molly should just be happy that they let her attend the wedding thrown in Howard's honor.
     
  8. Halloween

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    Of course! I'm sure it was a real laugh riot. What bride wouldn't want to be interrupted during the first dance with their husband? It probably wasn't completely awkward at all.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's probably been waiting to be "outrageous" at someone's wedding since Chevys speech at his wedding.
    He's not very original.
     
  10. IlluminatiJones

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    Did she find it hilarious? No.

    But was she relieved and eternally grateful? You betcha!

    The only problem is I read that she's finding it hard to forgive him for almost not doing it.

    And I don't blame her. A friend...........................a friend you almost vacation with............................doesn't even let her get out there. She must have been so embarrassed walking out there with just her husband, then dancing around and around and around in circles to a song that was almost 5 minutes long!

    And the fact that he needed to be egged on by EVERYBODY to do it?!?

    :facepalm:

    I bet Howard even took a perverse thrill in watching her drowning out there until he stepped in to save the day.

    Scumbag! :mad:
     
  11. Bye You!

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    Women dream of that romantic moment between just the two of them, first dance as husband and wife.

    But Howard Stern made it oh so much better by making himself a part of it!

    If I were Molly, it would be a cold day in hell before my seething anger at that closeted pelican began to abate. And i would threaten to castrate my new husband if he ever so much as mentioned me being in the same city as that juvenile attention whore.
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    So you're saying you would quietly take it?

    You confuse me. What are you saying?

    It was just Howard Stern showing that he's much more important than you are. What's the big deal?
     
  13. IlluminatiJones

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    :secret: you're not supposed to answer for realsies!

    Play along! :mad:

    Broads.......................always ruining the non-sexual good times. :mad:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Nothing says "funny" like the first dance at a wedding. And if it's not funny enough, it's some talk dork's job to step in and make it funny.

    When I finally become Mrs. Lazy Hand, I'm going to dance with Don Rickles. He'll probably be an old man at that point, but dammit I want it to be hilarious.
     
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    Seems like a terrific idea.
     
  16. IlluminatiJones

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    And if he doesn't follow up this brilliant joke by swooping in and cutting the cord to their first kid, it will all be for naught.

    He could do a whole "stork brings the baby" schtick.
     
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    Howard jumped in the casket at the Ed Bradley funeral.
     
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    sorry. should i edit?
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I hope jimmy shows the video of this when he gets back from his honeymoon. douche move by howard even if the song was long. the man has no respect for others.