Did Pretty Woman ruin the HSS?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I remember back when stren was married to Alison he use to yap endlessly about loving pretty woman. .and how great it was that a hooker was transformed into a modern day princess. .

    He then began to talk about loving chick flicks where the nerds girl turned into the popular kid at her school..

    It was around this time that Heavy Metal Sten turned into total fag Stern

    Next thing you know he is married to a Euro model who failed the entrance exam to hooker school..

    Howard has his pretty woman happy ending

    He orders his staff to call her Lovely

    And is now jerking off to fake child porn on his ipad..
     
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    It was always "the beautiful BethO."

    :grad:
     
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    Was it?

    For some reason I thought it was lovely ..not that it matters since the point wad that the staff clearly were todd to address like a fucking queen
     
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    Heavy metal Stern was just another phony lie of a mask he wore.
     
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    :spit:
     
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    Alison strikes me as a person with even a modicum of common sense, there is no way she bought this bull shit! I would wager Wiggy was banging Moose around this time.
     
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    I blame everything on his psychiatrist.
     
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    Talk about a long con...
     
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    Howard doesn't use condoms? ??
    He pulls out? ??
     
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    When him a ralphy are on the jet then they aim it down the toilet.

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    I don't buy that.

    He can't get it up anymore.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah. He did say he was "pulling at my taffy and nothing was happening" years ago, no?
     
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    Next thing you ate going to say is that he gets paid by youporn to mention them
     
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    Oui
     
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    Stop it.
     
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    Por que?
     
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    Wrong movie. It ain't Pretty Woman. It is Can't Buy Me Love. He is Patrick Dempsey who buys his way into the cool kids crowd and becomes a bigger douche than them. He even pays the girl to help get him into the In Crowd like he uses Beth.
     
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    And what is worse. .no ant eater dance
     
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    porque
     
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    I was speaking Spanish