Stern Show Did Stern Call Himself Out?

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  1. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Sounds like he had some "wig" talk with Jon Cryer today. Sounds like he is saying he is stuck with his.

    From Mark's Friggin-

    Jon said it's weird to see Howard in person too. Jon said he looks weird now because he shaved his head. He said he was going bald and it was off center. He said he had to shave it. Jon said there was no way to make it look good. Howard said he did the right thing. He said he could go with a toupee or fill in but he just shaved his head.

    *Howard said he can't do that himself.*

    Howard said Jon did the right thing shaving his head and growing the beard.
    Robin said Jon is an actor so he may need hair for a role. Jon said he'll get a toupee if he has to. He said toupees never look good.

    *Howard said so many guys go to that look and they can't get out of it*
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Omg how interesting
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    STOP THE COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DRIPPING ROTTEN CUNT PRESSES!!
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    No, Howard just said he can't shave his head. Howard doesn't think he can cut his hair short, close cropped or bald, because he's such an ugly fucker--He was talking about it last week.
     
  5. DiamondGoddess

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    Hmmm, yeah, it sounds like he kinda did!!!

    Howard didn't follow up with "...because I grow such lush hair" or some such BS.

    He thinks he'd look terrible cue-bald, and he prolly would!!!
     
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    Uh-oh, is Howard thinking of finally sticking his head out of the closet? If he thinks we're going to go easy on him if he tells the truth now, he's mistaken. Too late, you lying queen.
     
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    Of course Howard can't do that himself. He'd have someone else do it for him. :p
     
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    Howard fantasizing about the cock of young Lenny Luthor.

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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    What are your thoughts on the wig situation? Honestly.
     
  11. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Oh n wig threads give me lliiiiiiffe!!!

    :c

    Carry on.
     
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    Even the most bitter runners-up for the Best Hair trophy that Howard has won for the past two years would have to admit that his hairline has advanced and filled in beautifully over the past 30 years.

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    Nothing to see here...


     
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    Why is that with ever other wig wearing celeb you see the balding progression (Travolta) and eventually the wig and there is no doubt. Howard has had a full head of hair his entire career and the wig conspiracy is out in full force. If he did have wig/system every celeb would use it because you can't tell at all.
     
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    im a gunna shave your pubes and make a moustache toupee
     
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    [​IMG]
    He's not totally stuck with his look.
    He's got the summer wig too.
    :yes:
     
  17. Benjamen

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    What impresses me is how full his hair and chin have gotten over the past 20 years in particular.

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    If Howard could bottle up and sell Grandpa Sol's Secret Boomerang DNA, he could build a thousand homeless cat spa resorts in the Hamptons, and not even notice a dip in his bank account.
     
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    Stern will have to go with a bald/goatee look at some point or he really risks becoming even MORE of a joke. 70 and jet black hair? LOL. The great thing is that if lets the shaving go for a day or two, we'll all be able to see his hairline then.
     
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    Bahahahaha!!! Seriously???
    :backlol2:
    :roll:
     
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    But what he doesn't realise is that the mop he has on his head makes people stare at him even more because that's not really an age appropriate style for a man of his age,he looks quite stupid.