Did u ever have one of those 2 dates in 1 nite sitcom situations?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    How did it work out?
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    I sucked both their cocks.
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    nigga plz
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Aren't there always supposed to be twins involved?
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    WTF? :weird::facepalm:
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    damn, haven't seen you around here in a long time
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Topo leaves when the forum was dead and then comes back when we are a sucess. :jj:

    He sure was loyal wasn't he?

    douche
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Yea cuz I been buzy
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Dawg
    H8er
     
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    take one in the ass and one in the mouth = both dates happy
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Yeah this stacked college chick wanted to go to "IHOP" of all places for all you can eat shrimp wtf? She talked sooo much I was ready to cut out early because the juice just wasn't worth the squeeze at that point. I'm talking like she was chattering like a 15 year old on a cellphone. So I went to the can and called a German exchange student to hook up that night. Anyways chick #1's brother saw me at Starbuck's with chick #2. The end
     
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    :dontcare:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    U bang da German chick?^
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    I thought I banned him when I was drunk in 2010 and shit.
     
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    Topo is the suck. :facepalm:
     
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    where the fuck is Calbo? :pissed:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    How about a 2/2/12 banning? :yay:
     
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    I heard orecks don't suck at all
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I am a flagship poster of this site

    Treat me w/ some respect
     
  20. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    See schmoopy and I can agree.