Did u realize: When u smell a fart, those very molecules were JUST in someones rectum

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    ... The molecules responsible for carrying this odor were just parked in someones Colon, then passed though their Anus.....And then those very same molecules are now binding to the Cilia in your Nasal passages, which then send this particular odor to your brain for decoding

    [FONT=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif]I hope this sheds a new light on this phenomena for you all ... Unless you truly want your neighbors to physically share your flatulence molecules with you, you should always strive to find a private spot to expel your flatulence....



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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Poo spores are real dammit! :grad:
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    That makes farting so much more enjoyable to me thank you for opening my eyes.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nah yo

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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Its helped me to understand just how unsanitary the whole deal is... And, makes me even more disgusted in the air I'm forced to breathe when I go into the mens bathroom at work ...
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Molecules... Let's strive for scientific accuracy here, please
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    This has been a public service announcement.
     
  8. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    So, the term "crop-dusting" is actually pretty accurate.
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Maybe someone can help me. Late 80's/early 90's, there was a movie with a scene where a little girl reads a report in her classroom that is essentially the OP's statement, and gets scolded by the teacher..... I thought it was Welcome To The Dollhouse, which I need to rewatch, but scanning through the script I didn't see it. Can anyone name the movie..... please.... somebody think of the children!!!!!!
     
  10. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    I find pleasure in finding an empty aisle in the grocery store and letting out a big fart
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What about the gross caveman reflex action that happens when someone goes, "Ew, who farted?" and you inhale?
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    what's impressive is OP's knowledge of flatulence at the molecular level :grad:
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Jesus Christ, what's going on in this place today? snot rockets, white dog shit and now shit molecules?

    The fuck started this scatological frenzy? :eek:
     
  14. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    (SRS) I really want to know; it's been bugging me a couple of years now..... I was counting on The Trawr to have an answer, but I guess not.....:(
     
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    Feces......doody.....
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    So you're saying it's a chicken-egg thing, huh? :bigthink