did you call your mother today?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    well?
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Texted my birth mom and called my adopted mom. :cool:
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    your real mom didn't want you :lol:
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :mad:















    :jj:
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    My mom called me. What's it to you, cuntyface fuckass?
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Had dinner with mine.
     
  7. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    Yeah, so what.
     
  8. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    and they both cried

    wtg Mack
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    she say anything about me?
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    bump
     
  11. Guy LaDouche

    Guy LaDouche New Member

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    Yesterday.
     
  12. Guy LaDouche

    Guy LaDouche New Member

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    Ahhhahaha! Funny cause now he has a love-me-daddy complex.
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have that effect on the ladies. :c
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    No, I love my mom but I'm not a fag who has to talk to her all the time like a little bitch. :hat:
     
  15. Just Peachy

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    My mom called me.
     
  16. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    blumpkin
     
  17. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Got drunk with my mom last night.
     
  18. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    she never answers the phone. at&t has no service 6' under i guess
     
  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Did she put out? :happyhappy:
     
  20. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    orioles are losing