DId You Enjoy Your First Gyno Exam…This Ones For You Mr. O.V……..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    No,

    She was not gentle. She did not coo lovingly in my ears, she was rather abrupt..Insertion was painful. The tools were cold as they met my woman zone. When she fondled my breasts to check for lumps, she was way too rough…When it was over, she did not kiss me, say thank you, or lovingly pat me on my young and firm buttocks…:boohoo:

    All around I'd give it a C @Quedee ;)
     
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  2. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Very selfish gyno: Sounds like she didn't really care about getting you stirrup'd first.

    Years ago, when frequently asked of most any 5 year olds: "Davey, what do you want to be when you grow up?" my friend taught his son to answer: "an ambidextrous gynecologist"
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    http://i.***************/i/pix/2010/02/08/article-1249468-02A9E07400000578-757_468x286.jpg
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    No, she did not care..She only wanted my 200 bucks..I felt so cheap..:bigcry:
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Did you inform her in no uncertain terms that you were not coming again?
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    No, I could not. I was young and foolish and hoped she would want to see me again...:boohoo:
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Yes, immensely, but then they found out I wasn't actually a doctor. Just some guy in the office for a flu shot...
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I've had drinks with a gyno…He told me some pretty nasty stories about stinky woman zones. Lots of woman don't bathe, or shave their legs or pits. Its no dream job…He said if he did not love women so much he could have almost have turned gay…:giggle: or at least asexual...
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Damn! If you had said "And afterward, he turned on Sports Center, ordered a pizza and we smoked a joint, I'd have thought we might know each other...
     
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    That's hot !
     
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    Wow, sadface, I'm so sorry. :console:

    And, you just reminded me that my first gyno exam was also in an ER. :( Guess I sort of suppressed that awful memory. :oops:
     
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    This is gonnna be good i just know it!

    Lotion: check
    Tissues: check

    Let's do this ladies!
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ladies, when you walk in the door for your appointment, do you ever catch your doctor giving high fives all around to his entire office staff cuz youre so hot?
     
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    You have a true Miracle Baby! :yay:
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    My gyno is a tiny Indian woman. But yes, I do catch her doing that.
     
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    I went for an exam once and the female doctor was saying how pretty I am. It made me a bit uncomfortable. But now I go every month.