Did you enjoy your first prostate exam?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    No, No I did not.
     
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    PimplePopperMD Active Member

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    I enjoyed yours
     
  3. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    the clense wasnt pleasant but once i tripped out with prince propofol, things were groovy and one of the most satisfying farts ever afterwards
     
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  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    we both came.
     
  5. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    I tipped the guy generously and asked if he had any open appts for the next day.

    But that was before I found out my doctor was still with the patient before me and this was the janitor who had come in to empty the garbage.



















    Now we just meet at his place twice a week because he takes Obamacare.


    I am HHHs taint licker
     
  6. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    yeah i realized what was said after the fact - i got distracted by the tv and didnt get back within the 5 minutes to cover my scat

    excuse me.
     
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    JesusTwinsBiggestFan Well-Known Member

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    sadface loved it
     
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    Evil Clown 34 VIP

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    Howard related because he loves them.
     
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  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I chose my doctor because she has little hands.fingers AND because she is awesome. The shitpipe exam was no biggie.
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member

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    I only had it done once but it was by an alien.
     
  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I would never fall for that obvious prank.
     
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    I remember mine. All I wanted to do was get my teeth cleaned. What a weird dentist I have.
     
  13. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I insist on a prostate exam to be performed simultaneously with a hernia exam.
     
  14. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Was he humming a romantic song, then tried to make eye contact with you while doing the deed?


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  15. NyMarkNy

    NyMarkNy Well-Known Member

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    I guess you have to make sure your doctor isn't 500 LBs with thick sausage fingers.... unless you're Howard. Then you go to HPE for your prostate exam.
     
  16. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Warm it up and drink it with a portion of almonds?


    I just disgusted myself.
     
  17. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    NO.