Did you ever have regression hypnosis?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Like this morning on Howard Sal said he was a turtle in a past life, a big turtle pregnant with eggs doing the best he could to protect his eggs.

    I have a very lovely Brazilian friend who once visited a witch doctor, and he had a past life experience in which he was a cave man sitting before a roaring, blazing fire eating bear meat, and he said how terrified and alone he felt.

    Now it's your turn to share.
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I got a massage last night and had a blueberry/pineapple smoothie. I did not feel alone. Then I cut my toenails. :toptip:
     
  3. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    pics of toenails or gtfo.

    edit: happy ending?
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I once dreamed I was Rodan in a knockdown, drag out fight with Godzilla. I finally won after I strangled him with live power lines, but not before suffering a broken wing.

    I woke up and had a cigarette and vodka.
     
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    I often ponder that myself, Milady
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Just a standard Revlon set.....works fine. I have a set that look like tree pruners as well just in case. :toptip:

    No pics......just imagine vulture talons.

    No BUT that was taken care of later. :yes:

    She is an actual physical therapy type masseuse.....never had one before last week and I must say that it is a wonderful experience. :toptip:
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I created elixirs and kept souls in boxes.

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  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The woman who lives across the street from me believes all that horseshit. She even wrote a book about it.
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'd wager that she lives with many cats.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No but she does live alone in a little cottage. She's very nice and I don't mean to put her down. I just don't believe in any of that hocus pocus. She does card readings and claims to be able to heal people by using past life transgressions and meditation.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    the therapist i used to see is very famous for this sort of thing. he said that i was a good candidate for hypnosis. i mentioned doing it in several sessions and he never would do it.
    so now i'll never know the reason why i am so very fucked up in the head. :endit:
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    My therapist tried several times to hypnotize me. It never worked for me. Later, I read that people of lower intelligence are sometimes unable to be hypnotized. :uwave:
     
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    therapists :artiejj:
     
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    I just started EMDR treatment. It's kinda weird.
     
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    i took a course on hypnotizing people and myself from one of the best in the country.

    he used to work for the police, fbi etc to help people remember things about a crime.

    it was pretty interesting and i am or was a certified hypMOtist.








    regression? :jj:
     
  16. Lemmy

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    I went to see the renowned Analysist/Therapist Tobias Funke once. :nojj:
     
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    was he blue?
     
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    He blue himself. :jj:
     
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    My uncle is a hypnotherapist, reiki master and channels angels. My deceased great aunt was "psychic"...seriously, imagine my holiday dinners :facepalm:
     
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    i love wacky people.