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did you ever know anyone who had a poop transplant? (real thing, not made up)

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  1. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

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    sometimes if someone gets a digestive tract bacterial infection called c-diff the person needs to have a poop transplant in order to get rid of the c-diff and restore normal flora/bacteria into the digestive tract.

    you'd think that a poop transplant would involve taking poop from one person's butt and putting it up the butt of the other, but you'd be wrong.

    they liquify the donor's poop and then feed it to you through a nasal tube to the stomach. then you have to digest that poop. and you know how if you take omega 3/fish oil pills and you burp up the fish taste after you take them? if you get this poop transplant, you burp up poop taste for like two days or something.

    this is all true medicine.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons So close yet so far Gold VIP

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    there are people here that would welcome that feeling
     
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    there's a really fat guy here who burps up poop all the time because he is always licking my b-hole.
     
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    I just threw up a little
     
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dinkus is getting blazed, yo. :dance:


    Salad that shit up, nigga. :c
     
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    i know! did you ever know that such a thing existed? a god damn poop transplant. imagine if you were the donor. you super pwned the person who needed to eat your poop.
     
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    do you think scatophiliacs never get this disease?
     
  8. dinkus mayhem

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    :lol: dave can spot it from a mile away. solid call homey. :hw:
     
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    the person who created it as a treatment was a scat lover, for sure. probably foound the cure by accident when he was doing some scat play in his personal life.
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Hey bro, I have some hardcore german shit eating vids, you want some? :smile:


    I mean this one the guy takes about a 3' shit right into this HOT chicks mouth, only it's so much shit that it starts overflowing her mouth pretty quick, so it just start coiling on her face. Then when he finishes, he turns around, and starts mashing it into her face, and it starts covering up her mouth and nose.

    It's pretty hot. :c
     
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    apparently that c-diff thing is terrible and hard to cure. and it makes your poo like crazy smelly and messy and stuff.
     
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    i'm fucking gagging just thinking about that.
     
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    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think the guy that took the shit was an Arab, or some shit like that, cuz he was really fucking hairy.

    Which makes the story even worse. :c
     
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    No they would be the least likely to get it.
    You get it from antibiotics. It's common in hospitals and treated with other antibiotics oddly enough.
    Fecal transplant is for severe cases.
     
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    i think that's what i said
     
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    Yeah Dink, I was a donor for my mother. She had a tube in her stomach (shunt?) and tubes still down her throat so I never knew if she sensed what was going on.

    Hard times...:bigcry:
     
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    I thought it said ever, Bob, I'm sorry for the error. It was entirely my my fault.
     
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    sorry bro. it's such a crazy an gross thing to think about, but it has like a 97% success rate. isn't that nutz? eating poop cures c-diff in 97% of cases.
     
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    Dinkus Mayhem! A deep well of innovation. :up:
     
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