Did you ever not know you were pregnant?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    I'm watching on TLC. They're all the same. Fat broads feel like they have to take a shit, or have appendicitis, or have a back pain. Then they go into labor. One thought she was shitting. One had it fall into her shoe. One baby fell into her sweat pants. Awesome,
     
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    Those peoples' existence violate the laws of Mother Nature. They should be thrown into a wood chipper and fed to Guantanamo inmates.
     
  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    They tend to say that they still got their periods the entire time... and didn't notice like 20 lb weight gain. ?!?!?
     
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    Yup. Tell you what.....it surprised the shit out of me.
     
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    No. Ridiculous. I suppose if you're 500 lbs, you won't be able to detect a pregnant stomach visually. And a lot of women miss their periods for a while for all kinds of reasons, but in addition to about half a dozen other symptoms, the kid MOVES.
     
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    This is my nightmare. I had a scare once, then the monthly-flow finally started - at first I was relieved, but then I was like - what if .... :eek:
     
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    Not fun or funny.

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    You should ask Bethsucks to merge this thread with the IQ one.
     
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  10. GloriaGrace

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    Some pregnancy symptoms can be explained away, but how on earth can you miss the movements and kicking of a small human being living in your loins?!? Trust me when l say that there's no mistaking those movements for gas. These women have to have some very serious issues to be that out of touch with their own bodies.
     
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    Wife watching.. Just watched the chick drop her kid off in the toilet. Fucking ridiculous!
     
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    Again, ridiculous. The cervix CLOSES shut when you get pregnant. If it doesn't, you're going to lose the baby early. Where the heck is all that blood coming from? A *llttle* blood can seep out - spotting, and that's usually a bad sign too. But if a woman claims she's getting a full period every month while pregnant, she's lying or a case for a medical journal.
     
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    You can't. My first one kicked and jabbed me so hard, I almost cried. The 2nd was more gentle, just wiggled, but I felt a life inside me both times. Plus, my boobs hurt.
     
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    liars.
     
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    I know, eh?! How can a person not question themselves. My first rotated himself sideways in week 37, setting the tone for our lives together. Second; like you, Mr. Mellow.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You weren't really expecting to get a "yes" to this question, right?
     
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    The TLC channel is all class.
     
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    I'm an obstetrician in my spare time. Sort of a hobby of mine, thanks to YouTube and the lack of any medical standards governing the profession in my home state. Anyway, in my experience, a lot of women who consume great volumes of pizza will frequently mistake a six or seven month fetus for the after-effects of the famous "food coma" that comes from downing a 18 inch Safeway Triple Meat and Cheese special. It happens!. And once I "deliver" their little bundle of unanticipated joy, I joke with them that if they complete five deliveries with me, they get the sixth one free! Oh, the laughs I get. (I'm also funny in my spare time. And I also do taxes and fly jumbo jets if no one else wants to.):grad:

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  19. GloriaGrace

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    Whoah! I guess l neglected to think about a scenario like this. However, a doody baby gestates for much less time than the human variety. So...holes in your theory.
     
  20. AuntDolly

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    Oh Jeezus, I saw that ep, too. Harrible. Such an undignified way to enter the world.