Did you ever play Blues Machine in the school band?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What a terrible shitty thread.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I got rejected from the school band.
     
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    it really is
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What did you play, bro?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I put up an ALF gif. Major thread improvements taking place here.
     
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    I played clarinet and they made me sit second chair when I finally did make it to first chair because this blind twat also played clarinet and needed to sit on an aisle because she was blind.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I got rejected because I didn't read music.
    Fuck that blind bitch.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I don't know what to say. You have to be able to read sheet music probably to be in the school band. You couldn't have just jammed out to Greensleeves.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Jesus Christ, is there a gas leak in there? The audience laughed when he said his name was Larry.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    we played this a lot
     
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    I'd have to see the skit in context to the episode to answer this.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    my band teacher told me take my trumpet and throw it off a bridge
     
  18. gilaet

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    You sure that wasn't the drama teacher?
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Our band teacher in elementary school had the worst temper. He would crumple up sheet music and said our playing was "raunchy." We were in fourth grade, for heaven's sake! This kid who played the trombone kept messing up and I will never forget, he threw his hands up at us and screamed, "Do you have to do that every damned time we play this!?"
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Computech Middle School?!