Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Muffler, Feb 9, 2016.
What did you find.... ? Was it a friends, kids?
"Musky but not pooney". Mr X
Read my mother's diary after she passed away. Found out I was born a poor black child.
I did, my ex boyfriends. He left it out and I got too curious. it was the most boring fucking thing I've ever read.
I read my mother's diary. She said I was born with Jew horns and a tail.
Your boyfriend had a diary?
No, but as a kid i found a small purse that had women's panties and feminine pads inside. The panties had a blood stain in them.
If your boyfriend has a diary, he is your girlfriend
My wife kept a diary. She didn't care if I looked at it or not. In it, sometimes I was a hero and sometimes I wasn't. Just like in real life.
Anything about the plumbing problems that always seemed to occur while you were at work and the handy neighbor that was always available to help?
Not that. Our neighbor was a fat lazy slob. More like if I forgot something important.
Pretty open relationship you guys have. Not sure if I'm into that or not. What's the point of her having a diary if she didn't give a shit about you seeing it?
I read my mothers once. She wrote about inviting a guy over to study the Bible with. They ended up fucking on the living room floor.
Mom was a bit of a 'slut'.
My luck the chick would really want to talk Jesus and not show me the burning bush
We were pretty close. We shared everything. No secrets.
My sister's by accident. Talked about how her therapy was going. Great penmanship.
My wife read my daughters, just like her mom read hers.
I told her to put it away and keep her mouth shut about it. Sometimes you have to break the cycle a little piece at a time.
Was waiting for this comment! Yes, he did. Red flag.