WTF Did you ever read someone's personal diary ??

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  1. Muffler

    Muffler Well-Known Member

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    What did you find.... ? Was it a friends, kids?

    "Musky but not pooney". Mr X
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Read my mother's diary after she passed away. Found out I was born a poor black child.

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    I did, my ex boyfriends. He left it out and I got too curious. it was the most boring fucking thing I've ever read.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    I read my mother's diary. She said I was born with Jew horns and a tail.
     
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    Your boyfriend had a diary?
     
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    No, but as a kid i found a small purse that had women's panties and feminine pads inside. The panties had a blood stain in them.
     
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    If your boyfriend has a diary, he is your girlfriend
     
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    My wife kept a diary. She didn't care if I looked at it or not. In it, sometimes I was a hero and sometimes I wasn't. Just like in real life.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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  12. Bristol Chicken

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    Anything about the plumbing problems that always seemed to occur while you were at work and the handy neighbor that was always available to help?
     
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    Not that. Our neighbor was a fat lazy slob. More like if I forgot something important.
     
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    Pretty open relationship you guys have. Not sure if I'm into that or not. What's the point of her having a diary if she didn't give a shit about you seeing it?
     
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    I read my mothers once. She wrote about inviting a guy over to study the Bible with. They ended up fucking on the living room floor.

    Mom was a bit of a 'slut'.
     
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    My luck the chick would really want to talk Jesus and not show me the burning bush
     
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    We were pretty close. We shared everything. No secrets.
     
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    My sister's by accident. Talked about how her therapy was going. Great penmanship.
     
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    My wife read my daughters, just like her mom read hers.
    I told her to put it away and keep her mouth shut about it. Sometimes you have to break the cycle a little piece at a time.
     
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    Was waiting for this comment! Yes, he did. Red flag. :giggle:
     
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