WTF did you ever shit your pants?

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Did you ever shit your pants as an adult?

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Tell the story:derp: anonymous poll be honest.

    One time I was coming home from a club and I knew I had to go after I left but it was a 45 minute drive home it was 2 am nothing was open, I had to enter the back door because my sister was staying with us in the living room.

    I made it to the second back step and fwap, pudding pants.
     
  2. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Olestra.

    This is all you need to know.
     
  3. Richard Tucker

    Richard Tucker Well-Known Member

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    I shit my pants way more often than I'd like to admit when I was strung out.

    One time I shit my bed. That was the worst.
     
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  4. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    At work, blew a wet fart. Had to through my boxers out.
     
  5. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    I've pissed the bed , but never shit.
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Only when I click on one of your stellar threads.
     
  7. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Lovely.
    5 star thread.jpg
     
  8. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Are you the queen of England, do you tell people you don't shit?
     
  9. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Only when I get those Houdini farts.
     
  10. dexterdog

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    Not recently, but it's happened. Nothing worse than getting cramps with those accompanying hot stinky farts and the gurgling bowels and knowing that you are absolutely nowhere near a bathroom anytime soon...
    :facepalm:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Sharts, or silent ones?
     
  12. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    The hotter the fart, the more pungent the odor.
     
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  13. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    I know from experience that a shart can be silent.
     
  14. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, what's up with that?
     
  15. Evil Clown

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    Yes. While I was standing and taking a piss none the less. Thought I would blow out a fart but once I did, everything felt extremely wrong and sure enough, I shit my pants.
     
  16. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    I trusted a fart when I was pulling into the parking lot at work. The lava mud shot through my pants and into the car seat. It was lovely. I was taking Chantix to help me quit smoking. That shit gives you some crazy ass nightmares. I woke up screaming, laying in my own filth, on more than one occasion.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Still smoking?
     
  18. piledriver123

    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover

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    It's happened and I'm proud it. Ok maybe not. Just a pain in the ass, no pun intended.
     
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    I remember when I was about 9 or 10 my stupid big sister wouldn't get out of the bathroom and I dropped a full duce in my pajamas.

    Traumatic
     
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  20. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    I drank a bottle of apple juice one time and started to head out for the night.. about 20 minutes into my trip started getting extreme shit pains.. I did an e-brake u-turn like something that you'd see in Fast and Furious and drove about 100+ mph home like a complete asshole.. I remember I was punch my steering wheel and my center piece came off (with my horn).. I just made it home and shit all of my toilet.. that was as close as I came. Even worse I had a cackling girlfriend in the car that thought it was hilarious...
     
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