Did you ever work in fast food and did you ever lay a loogie in someone's burger?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't put it past some of you people :nono:
     
  2. fletchman71

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    In college I worked at a hot dog/gyro place and never even thought of spitting in people's food.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes and yes
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    nope, but I worked at a one hour photo lab and we used to make copies of the nude chic pics :cheer:
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I have a story similar to this
    Another day, another thread .... :coffee:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    When I worked fast food in high school these two crazy white boys used to spit in the pickle barrels.
     
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    No man, that's fucked up.
     
  8. HOLIC

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    I worked for an inventory place and we did pharmacies from time to time. once I swooped a giant bottle of percocets and got high all summer and sold them. never got busted there was like 300 pills lol
     
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    I absolutely did, but it was in someones milkshake. And, it wasn't just spit. There was a considerable amount of dark green loogey in it, as well

    Moral of the story is: don't be a rude asshole to the people who are about to prepare your meal
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This cunt I went to school with ate approximately 2 tablespoons of my mucus and saliva
     
  11. Gomez

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    Yeah, that's FDA/DEA shit right there.
     
  12. HOLIC

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    I have never intentionally done anything to anyones food however once i was busting out a lunch rush and was slamming orders out. then one fo the waitresses came back with a salad that had a band aide in it. to my horror i looked at my finger that i cut earlier that day and the band aide was gone. must have got to wet or something. i felt like a dick.could have gotten fired because it was pretty upscale. luckily the place ran out of gloves and I used that as my excuse lol
     
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    yeah I was scared for like a year but this was in the mid nineties so I think im safe and im not saying what state it was in :ninja:
     
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    I also had to deliver the food and a lot of da bruthas used to order food and they lived in very sketchy areas where a white guy like myself could get mugged so if I drove up and the lights were out or I couldn't see the address I would just drive back and tell the owner no one was home. He would then let me take the food home for dinner and when the nigs would call and complain he would yell at them and call them liars. He was an Arab who hated the blacks more than the Klan. That's the extent to my fast food craziness.
     
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    I worked at a KFC high school.
    Our kitchen was always filled with flies because we had a huge screen door in back. When we were bored, we'd snap flies with towels. One day I took a pile of dead flies, mixed them into some of the gummy flour/spice mix leftover from making the chicken, formed it into a ball and stuck a drumstick bone into it. I fried it up. You could not tell it from a regular drumstick.
    Never served it- our customers were mostly thugs and I didn't want to get shot.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I saw things in the bakery that I'll never forget....don't eat the butter cream :grad:
     
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    I slip bombs into packages
     
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    A friend used to work at KFC and dropped a whole tray of chicken on the floor and still served it. :facepalm:
     
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    I worked at a burger place in high school. All I got was fat and a face full of zits.