Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Dec 25, 2015.
Do I look like a bedtime blend hot chocolate drinkin' motherfucker?
They got the chocolate part right, right?
^^^ needs to write a sitcom pilot
At our Christmas lunch, we had one of those gift exchanges where you spend 25 bucks and throw your gift in a pile.
I bought a blue tooth speaker and the gift I pulled out of the pile was a Chevron gas card for 25 bucks.
I always hate these gift exchanges because I don't know how to fake excitement for some shit I don't want.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure the chick who bought the card watched me open it and saw my reaction because she's been kinda funny with me ever since.
Biggie Smalls CD
Regift that to me. TIA.
No. I'm an adult.
Cool story TED bro
Merry Christmas bub.
Merry Christmas to you, slugger.
At least it's something you can use.
We do white elephant where you trade and steal gifts back and forth at work.
One year a chick brought a giant pack of toilet paper. The good thick soft shit.
I stole that motherfucker. Toilet paper is expensive.
I got hot chocolate from three different people.
I "get" practical gifts, but-- and, it's probably childish-- I want something, at least, kinda nice.
I'm not into Starbucks, but I'd even take a Starbucks gift card...
Fuck it-- next year, I'm not showing up.
I regifted my office white elephant......to my wife.
It was a nice (seemed nicer than a basic Walmart one) wax burner, smell good thingy with a few different wax cubes.
I gave scratch off tickets.
That sounds good. You should give it a try bro.
You should fuck off, faggot.