Did you get any gift today that had you all like wft do these people even know me?

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    Do I look like a bedtime blend hot chocolate drinkin' motherfucker? :fil:
     
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    They got the chocolate part right, right?
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Yes.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

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    ^^^ needs to write a sitcom pilot
     
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    heyoooo
     
  7. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    At our Christmas lunch, we had one of those gift exchanges where you spend 25 bucks and throw your gift in a pile.

    I bought a blue tooth speaker and the gift I pulled out of the pile was a Chevron gas card for 25 bucks.

    I always hate these gift exchanges because I don't know how to fake excitement for some shit I don't want.

    Anyway, I'm pretty sure the chick who bought the card watched me open it and saw my reaction because she's been kinda funny with me ever since.
     
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  8. HAL

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    Biggie Smalls CD
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Regift that to me. TIA. :toptip:
     
  10. jdwhatever

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    No. I'm an adult.
     
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    Cool story TED bro
     
  12. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Thanks, champ.
     
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    Merry Christmas bub.
     
  14. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Merry Christmas to you, slugger.
     
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    At least it's something you can use.
    We do white elephant where you trade and steal gifts back and forth at work.
    One year a chick brought a giant pack of toilet paper. The good thick soft shit.
    I stole that motherfucker. Toilet paper is expensive.
     
  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    I got hot chocolate from three different people. :nojj:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I "get" practical gifts, but-- and, it's probably childish-- I want something, at least, kinda nice.

    I'm not into Starbucks, but I'd even take a Starbucks gift card...

    Fuck it-- next year, I'm not showing up.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I regifted my office white elephant......to my wife.

    It was a nice (seemed nicer than a basic Walmart one) wax burner, smell good thingy with a few different wax cubes.

    I gave scratch off tickets.
     
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    That sounds good. You should give it a try bro.
     
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  20. NipplesAndToes23

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    You should fuck off, faggot.