Stern Show Did you guys hear the 72 year old woman's banging story on Stern?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    :puke:

    Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Engaged Chicken was on Stern?
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She said her husband had lost all of his muscle because he was so old and tried to bang her in the bathroom by lifting her up on the sink, and she fell on the floor and scraped her back all the way down the sink. :jj:

    Then he put her on the end of the bed and she fell off that, too :jj:
     
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    I'm giving up banging when I turn 60. Even then may be too late to avoid grossing myself and my partner out.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She just said, "I cain't get him to quit!" He banged her even after she fell twice because she was so hot and she was just hanging around nude being 72 years old.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    So she banged him on the floor sitting on him. She put lotion on her old elephant vag. They keep lubricant in every room in the house. So gross.

    She said her bush was all shaved down, too. Jesus Christ this is the best story.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    you'll change your mind.
     
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    A 72 year old woman walking around naked has got to be a civil crime in this country. I say lock her ass up! :fil:
     
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    Stop :rofl:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Her husband won't let her wear panties, and he gets her to do anal. They have sex three or four times a week.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    And she called from wal mart to tell this story. This is the best Friday, I feel pretty good about today now. I feel really lucky to have heard this story.
     
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    That's easy for you to say. Your wife is old but still gorgeous and ripe as a plum.
    I come from a family of women whose faces turn into hatchets when they hit a certain age.
     
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  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I just realized this week I'm never going to get any better looking. Like I'm already in bad shape and it's going way down hill after this.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    There's always doggie style.
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She just said she had hearing aids.
     
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    I wish I could tell you that everything you just said is untrue.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That reminds me of this video but I can't find it. It was a drag queen performing as Bette Davis when she was Baby Jane Hudson.
     
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    It's like rejuvenation
     
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    That sounds fantastic.