Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer?

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  1. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    He had loco motives.

    :rs:
     
  2. Blur

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    Step away from the N2O...
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Say what?
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Que?
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Como estas, muchacha?
     
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    Pedro approves

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  7. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Why did the Mexican college student get pregnant??





    Her professor told her to do an essay
     
  8. ElRexican

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    What's the difference between "pick" and "choose"?










    Pick is to make a decision between choices. Choose is what Mexicans where on their feet.

    :mexican:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    What do you call all Mexicans that can swim?

    A Texan
     
  11. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol: I was going to do that. :c
     
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    What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

    Roberto.
     
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    Thedomina Unfriendly

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    Jackie does jokes for each ethnic group?
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    whats mexicos biggest export ?





    Mexicans :mexican:
     
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    Did you hear about that new breakfast cereal for impotent men? It's called...

    Nut 'N Raisin Honey
     
  16. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    That's 2/3rds of a pun: P U!!!!!
     
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    How do Mexicans cut pizza ?


    Little Cesar's.
     
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  18. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?
    Juan on Juan.
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    I was bartending in Vegas and this drunk mexican asks me for a shot of tequila and a beer.
    He was hurting so bad with a hangover..he then asks me for another.
    I said "You got money?
    He told me no, but he is hurting so bad that he will do anything for another round....
    I looked at him and told him..if you could use these three colors in a sentence, I'll buy you a round...Green Pink and Yellow.
    The drunk mexican looks at me, thinks for a second, and tells me.."I got it senor, I got it...The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and I said Yellow?"
    I bought him a round
     
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