Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Bye You!, Jan 2, 2015.
He had loco motives.
Step away from the N2O...
Como estas, muchacha?
Why did the Mexican college student get pregnant??
Her professor told her to do an essay
What's the difference between "pick" and "choose"?
Pick is to make a decision between choices. Choose is what Mexicans where on their feet.
What do you call all Mexicans that can swim?
I was going to do that.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Jackie does jokes for each ethnic group?
whats mexicos biggest export ?
Did you hear about that new breakfast cereal for impotent men? It's called...
Nut 'N Raisin Honey
That's 2/3rds of a pun: P U!!!!!
How do Mexicans cut pizza ?
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?
Juan on Juan.
I was bartending in Vegas and this drunk mexican asks me for a shot of tequila and a beer.
He was hurting so bad with a hangover..he then asks me for another.
I said "You got money?
He told me no, but he is hurting so bad that he will do anything for another round....
I looked at him and told him..if you could use these three colors in a sentence, I'll buy you a round...Green Pink and Yellow.
The drunk mexican looks at me, thinks for a second, and tells me.."I got it senor, I got it...The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and I said Yellow?"
I bought him a round