Did you hear Howard say he wants to lose 10lbs?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Because he wants to look good for the live shows in his brand new Varvatos threads he bought and he
    hates how his gunt hangs over his pants.
    He said he really likes the clothes so thats why he purchases them with his own money rather than having
    AGT dress him with their budget.


    Also, he only eats a serving spoon of pasta for dinner even though he really wants to dive into the enitre bowl.


    I think he needs to start booking double sessions with his shrink or re read Sarno's cure all book.

    He is clearly fucked up in the head. :facepalm:
     
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Even if an anteater loses weight, it still looks like an anteater. Howard refuses to accept certain realities, he will take his teenage fantasies about being a pretty girl to the grave.
     
  3. j shmuck

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    It's as sad, as it is funny.

    Think of how much fun anyone of us would have with only a fraction of Howard's money. Imagine the oppurtunites available to a 58 yr old with his means and substantial time off.

    Yet, poor Howard is such a sick, neurotic man that he starves himself, barely leaves the house (unless it's for some charity event he gets dragged to), fusses over is terrible looks like a 15 yr old girl, sits home alone watching horrible reality television while his dimwitted blonde trophy does anything to avoid him (think bunny lebowski), has to give up his favorite harmless hobby for a new one of photography to have something in common with said wife (and in turn exhibiting creepier behavior than ever), and has such a need for attention that he contiunes to wake up at 4am, and then goes out and joins a humiliating reality show.

    I honetly think its safe to say that many of (me included) live far happier and fuller lives than Howard does, and that is kind of sad for Howard. Despite his claims, I think he was probably much happier as a married long island man hanging out in the basement, and then going to Jackie's summer parties on the lake
     
  4. bznick

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    He's a skinny fat guy...

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  5. knu3421

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    Lift some weights for 2 weeks!!! Did u see him sleeveless on stage? Ooffttaa
     
  6. BenBas

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    :rolleye: Who can even SEE his belly fat hanging over his belt?? That's what he said this morning !
    Every outfit he's worn has been the SAME OUTFIT! Black t-shirt or tank top...wrinkled black leather jacket...wrinkled saggy baggy black jeans :rolleye:
    AND the SAME scarf hanging around..instead of tied in a fashionable knot!!!
    THE SAME BLACK or BROWN scarf.....with black clothes.....
    it's the same outfit...
    no color or contrast....
    so this John Varvatos dude sucks as a designer..IMO
    he's on some stupid designer reality show....wears the exact same "outfits" that Howard's wearing.....only he looks better...
    poor Howard...
    no matter what he wears...he still looks like Herman Munster :facepalm:
    black on black ...not a good look for Howard...

    he needs to wear a WHITE dress shirt under that black jacket...or some purples...
    I love the way Steven Tyler dresses on Idol....minus the feathers ;)
    Howard needs to GIVE IT UP.....he trys waaaaaay too hard to dress "cool"....
    instead of just being himself....

    btw...he sounds like a chick always trying to lose that last 10lbs :rolleye: oy vey..

    peace & love
     
  7. bznick

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    What difference would it make if he lost ten pounds? He insists on wearing the baggiest clothing.:facepalm:

    His "trainer" is obviously just a yes-man and tells Howard what he wants to hear instead of telling him to lift some real weights, eat like a real man, and that overall weight is only a small part of the equation.
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    he's a celebrity. its all superficial looks for him. also at 58 the only way he will probably lose that last 10 lbs is to have it cut off.
     
  10. harlock

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    He is kinda attending the funeral of his career. :dontknow:
     
  11. Kool

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    Why not just get bigger clothes? Btw he's 200 pounds for a 6'5" guy that's appropriate
     
  12. illini fan

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    hey douchebag...losing ten pounds is not going to do anything to solve your real problem...your fucking ugly face...you be better off putting a fucking paper bag over your head and stick a dildo in your mouth...
     
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    he's really a bit low for 6'5". i think the charts say he should be about 225
     
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    "Yes, Alex. I'd like Teenage Girl Eating Disorders for $600, please."
     
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    Howard's ideal weight. See. TM

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    Yea, if he'd actually do some fucking sit-ups/crunches and lift some weights he might actually develop a more masculine or at least gender neutral body than the womanly figure he has now and has had for years.

    He won't though. Howard thinks the real test of manliness and athleticism is how far you can run.

    Remember when he actually used this a few years ago in an argument with the rest of the show over who is the most manly and superior "athlete"?

    Lmfao.

    He'll continue to run and run and run and with his lunch lady arms, bitch tits, breeder hips, ect. will continue to look like an old transvestite who stopped in the middle of his sex change.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Exactly. If he built up his arms, shoulders, back and chest, his midsection would be proportionate and he wouldn't have to try to get a girl's waistline. I always used to joke with my buddies at the gym that i could either starve myself or just make my upper body appear bigger. :jj:
     
  20. SwingOnThis

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    Best radio ever was the monday after one of Jackie's parties, with Howard ripping everyone and everything, and Stuttering John throwing everyone under the bus.

    Now we get AGT talk and John Hein.