Did you know John Holmes holds the record for longest slong ever recorded?

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  1. CKY

    CKY Mejor Que Nada™

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    He was 13 inches.
    Ron Jeremy is second longest with 12 inches
     
  2. Napoleon V

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  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Not to mention Jonah Falcon of "Talkin' Yankees"
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    was there any truth to the story that his grave was raided and his dick stolen?
     
  6. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Didn't he get stopped at the airport because security thought his cock was a weapon?
     
  7. baltimore mike

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    Who is this faggot?
     
  8. Zarathustra

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    Yes. His foreskin can also envelop a doorknob.
     
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    Even worse is his misinformation
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

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    Could a small boy wear it as a hat?
     
  12. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Oh dear God. :jj:
     
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    That was right after he put his hand on my bare breast and I told him to remove it.
     
  14. Napoleon V

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    Ah, you're on the shit list
     
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    Did you catch anything from sitting in his lap?
     
  16. skp2978

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    I got pregnant. I aborted.
     
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    were you in welcome to the dollhouse
     
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    That dude has a High Pitch creep factor. Fuck that.
     
  19. skp2978

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    Yes.

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  20. wigtropolis

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    oh