Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Aug 9, 2013.
the most talented dude on tv
Mega bucks. I bet he gets paid more from M&M than he does from futurama.
Bud can't eat M&Ms anymore
I can have 1 or 2.
Not that I crave chocolate.
i'm eating peanut M&M's right now
chocolate makes one horny
The peanut M&M's are healthy.
I love those
A guy had been going out with his girlfriend for a couple of months and she took him to her grandmother's house to meet him
They are sitting around talking and he sees a bowl of peanuts so he starts snacking on them
On their way out the door after visitng he tells the grandmother, "It was nice meeting you and thanks for the peanuts"
She replies, "Your welcome sonny! Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!"
The green ones make you horny.
as are fruit filled donuts
how's your asshole feeling?