Did you know that girl who put peanut butter on her pussy?

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  1. Chriza

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    Or the teens who were so high on weed that they put the baby in the oven?
     
  2. gwartney

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    I know about the guy who invented a carburetor that gets 100 MPG but the oil companies bought him out.
     
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    :lol: That one drives me wild.
     
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    There's the car that runs on water

    [video=youtube;gpQWjvet9o4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpQWjvet9o4[/video]
     
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    I thought the fuel injection guys bought him out?
     
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    One time when I was cool me and the Gf took a can of vanilla and choclate chip cake frosting and used it to coat her coochie but the chocolate chips got all stuck up in her pussy and she had to do some girly shit that I didnt ask about, to get them out
     
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    The girl who had to go to the hospital because she put a frozen hot dog in her snatch and it broke inside her.
     
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    I know a girl who woke up in a bathtub full of ice after someone removed one of her kidneys.
     
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    We had a kid that had to get his stomach pumped because there was so much cum in his belly it made him sick... it was so long ago, the last thing I heard was he went in to the vacuum business or something.
     
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    And the guy who brought home a strange chick , ducked the shit out of her and when he woke up she was gone. And written on the bathroom mirror in lipstick were the words WELCOME TO WORLD OF AIDS.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    What about when Rod Stewart had to get his stomach pumped...
     
  13. Mack

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    guys come home from a wild weekend in Mexico and develop their film only to find pics of their toothbrushes is the bell boy's pinkster.
     
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    Damn.
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i know that one girl who came home to grab something she forgot real quick and was in a such a rush she didn't turn on any lights

    only to come home the next morning with police all around her house, her roomate was murdered the night before and on the mirror written in blood was "aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light"
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Took too much LSD and thought they were a glass of orange juice for the rest of their life.
     
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    The joke is on her. The chance of that dude actually getting AIDS is low as fuck.
     
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    What happens if she turned on the lights?
     
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    A friend heard about a chick that took E with her bf and was so horny that she fucked herself with on the stick shift when he went into CVS to get some Trojans.
     
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    Cow tippers