Did you know that the bananas you buy at the store can't reproduce on their own?

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  1. Bro

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    They have been so genetically modified that they need human interaction to reproduce.

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    i read that all the orange trees in florida came from one tree in Brazil
     
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    U saying I can bang a banana and it will grow more bananas?
     
  5. Smell Muhfinger

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    Bananas may be extinct in the next 20 years. :grad:
     
  6. Bro

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    yes.
     
  7. Bro

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    I bet if u hollowed out a banana skin it would make a good fleshlight
     
  9. DogStar69

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    Sorry broham, if you stick them in your ass you won't get pregnant.
     
  10. Bro

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    nuke it for 10 seconds.
     
  11. The Cunt

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    Yes I did know that
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    It would be gay to eat that banana whilst fucking said banana peel
     
  13. The Cunt

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    That's just wild ones
     
  14. Bro

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    Are banana runts the worst flavor or what?

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    You're way off on this one
     
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    How is that gay?
     
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    *best
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    Do they make Brazil nuts too?
     
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