Did you openly weep when your child was born??

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    Pretty intense moment for many....


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  2. Westerberg

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    I'm watching a gay guy put makeup on on Big Brother Canada.
     
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    He probably weeps often
     
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    No cause his moms guts was on the table, never get a c-section from the military
     
  5. Westerberg

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    He does. Bein' on Big Brother is hard.

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  6. Super Mario

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    no I did weep though for friends making dumb decisions like have kids or there dumb kids having kids.
     
  7. Bro

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    Sounds like the prefect job for mario.
     
  8. Scott

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    I did. I didn't think I would but the first time I saw him I lost it.
     
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    Cutting the cord
     
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    Did that too.
     
  11. Gwarn1

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    I didn't, I'm way too macho
     
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    Had to wait till the third kid to do it but yeah I was sorta teary
     
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    Yer fat eyelids stopped the tears
     
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    My first was a C section and my 2nd was a Vbac. I cut the cord both times. It was gross but what the fuck was I gonna say? No?
     
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    I was fine until my Mom walked into the delivery room.. That was a trip. I honestly had all these different moments in my life flash through my mind in about 30 seconds .. Definitely one of the most surreal experiences in my life....
     
  16. Super Mario

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    Wait till I eat your mother and your children bitch.
     
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    We are not as macho as Gwarn.
     
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    Yeah, that was a little gross...Looked like a movie special effect... I wound up getting blasted in the face by one of those "goop" suckers they use to suck out all the nasty shit from their mouth, nose, & ears.....
     
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    I have no doubt you'll be locked away in a mental institution before you get the chance... Say "hey" to R.P. McMurphy & Nurse Ratched for me while you're in there .
     
  20. Super Mario

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    ill fucing rape your bare cock first its mine. all over my tight asshole your cock is going to rape me you fat fucking nig retard