Did you sign your organ donor card?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I did.

    It's kind of false advertisement though. I don't think any of my organs are worth shit anymore. I learned that I don't like hard alcohol the hard way. I clearly like beer - so I'm sure the liver has some serious mileage. I'm almost legally blind...........and haven't taken my contacts out in months. There goes those organs. One of my kidneys functions 30% less than it used to before a horrible infection that I let go too long, before I went to the doctor. My lungs are shot. Are there any organs left for me to even bother signing that card to?
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I call dibs on your tits and vagina.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm sure they could use your pussy to make a handbag.
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I just have a sticker on my driver's license.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have never seen these listed on an organ donor card.

    Those are still in good shape.
     
  6. Capn Crud

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    Yeah, I think I'm gonna go into the oven with my liver still inside me
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Then how about you donate them to me right now? :c
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    'Cause nobody wants it?
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nothing gets removed until I die, shitdick. The discussion is if anything left is worth bothering to carry the card around for.
     
  10. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    It belongs to Jim Beam
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Shitdick lol
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hung out with him in Vietnam.

    I vomited off the back of a scooter one morning, in front of a bunch of Vietnamese chicks. They all screamed like little girls.

    I spit, and we drove away.

    True story.
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Who said anything about removing them, ya silly hewer? I want them intact and fully functioning, wrapped around the rest of you, ffs. :rolleyes:
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Back in Nam
     
  15. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I'm donating my dick to the Sewing Society of America :salute:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    So you vote in favor *it's really favoUr, but I cater to you dough-heads* of signing my organ donor card?

    Did you sign yours?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Now what in god's good name do you imagine them sewing your dick onto? :wtf:
     
  18. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    They could use it as a needle.
     
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    Nobody want my organs. :facepalm: And, no...I did not sign.
     
  20. Splash

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    It was a needle dick joke. I suck :down: