WTF Did your babysitter ever let you touch her?

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  1. Philliesfan8

    Philliesfan8 Shit Mult Banned User

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    I bring this up since Howard likes to express his love of "babysitter porn"

    My babysitter didn't abuse me or anything, she just took me upstairs to the bathroom and let me touch her when I was like 7 years old. 32 years later I still can still visualize it. I told my wife about it because she always wondered why I was so touchy feely with her. But hey, never hurt me in the long run

    Your thoughts?
     
  2. Mr. Meatkabob

    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    It depends. Was she hot, and what did your finger smell like afterward?
     
  3. Philliesfan8

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    I do remember her rinsing my finger off under the sink water.

    Hotness I do not remember. She was in high school when I was 7. I think maybe between 14-16
     
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  4. Hank Douglas

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    the summer before 6th grade my friends parents used to have a 10th grader neighbor girl watch his little sister. we'd always be over there because of it. she gave me my 1st kiss, let me grab her boobs and showed me them eventually.

    she was cute too.
     
  5. MAEROZE

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    I'm sorry if this did REALLY happen. I think that HooHoo incessantly talks about "babysitter porn" because he has a controlling interest in the company that produces or distributes this product. Why else would he promote perversion? After all he is the father of 3 girls and now accusing DiCaprio of being the misogynist. Oh the irony.
     
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    Dude if you were 7 you were abused and molested. You might even be suffering some kind trauma from it, this type of thing fucks your head up.
     
  7. Caldwell

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    He likes young girls. That's why he got with Beth when she was in her 20s ( I think late 20s) and he tried to get a massage from a high school girl with Jackie and Fred on Halloween. Who would ever think of that shit?
     
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    i fuckin wish she did!
     
  9. binhphuocngu

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    I had sex with mine... She was my neighbor. I was a 2nd grader. I have some vivid memories. We had sex or whatever you call it- in front of one of her friends in my garage.
     
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  10. Austinchota

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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Second....grade....
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Yes. Thanks Grandma!
     
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    :eek:
     
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    I'm 50, and haven't needed a babysitter in like 13 years.
     
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    Which company is the one and only company that distributes babysitter porn?

    What a stupid statement. I hate Howard too, but that's just a dumb statement.
     
  16. Honkey Donkey

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    I never got lucky like that . I did ask a few of them to let me see their tits but none of them went along with it. I gave it the old college try though .
     
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    Babysitter porn is a giant monopoly. Look it up bro.
     
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    my grandmother babysat us when we were kids

    she gave the best rimjobs

    the blowjobs were a little teethy though
     
  19. agnes

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    I dont think I ever had a babysitter : / Only one I remember was a fat cow and that was only one time
     
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  20. Father O'Blivion

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    No, she didn't. But that's OK because she had a moustache.