Did your wife get fat after you married her?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    and how soon after marriage did you get divorced?
    I'll admit my then-wife gained a bit, but then her tits got fatter, too, so I was all :boner:
     
  2. DrSublux

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    yes, but she just had a kid. Bitch is working out or she get a whoopin

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  3. Gomez

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    my marriage was kid-less, but she gained some lbs. anyway
    the pig
     
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    wedding cake puts on like 5 pounds

    every year :nocheer:
     
  5. Gomez

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    for a preacher, you have a violent AV
    not very jesus-like
     
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    bitch eats a cookie every night after working out and I go bitch wtf are you doing. No will power snatch whore.
     
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    not an Archer fan? :nocheer:
     
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    and Jesus has killed billions of people :facepalm:
     
  9. Senator Rick

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    naw -she's as petite as the day I 1st met her... it's amazing.
    Something about the genes :dontknow: -her mom is very petite as well.
     
  10. Gomez

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    speaking of power snatch, my GF has the strongest pussy, it like chokes the shit outta my dick and causes my eyes to roll to the back of my head
     
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    yup gotta look at the mom to gauge how the daughter may end up
     
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    go share your fairy tales of rainbows and candy canes somewhere else. Or I will fish hook your whore mouf
     
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    I had a GF that would Kegal my dick off. best pussy ever
     
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    Nope. She might be 120 now if I had to guess.
     
  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I hear ya man, my GF has no boobs whatsoever (I'm usually a boob guy), but that puss keeps me beggin for more.
     
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    My husband doubled his weight after we get married; no lie
     
  17. Gomez

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    what about you? sportin the gunt jeans?
     
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    Yeah. Hold on I'll post a pic
     
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    do you think that's related in some way- small boobs = snatching nookie? -cause that's kind of been my experience.
    maybe cause larger girls tend to be out of shape and ...sloppy down where it counts?
     
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    Oh god getting ready to jerk it