Did your wifes meat-curtains become more pronounced after childbirth ??

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    If so, how have you been able to combat the desire to not go near her mess anymore??


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    I almost choked on my mouthful of food when I opened this thread. :D
     
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    messy meat curtains make it hotter dummy
     
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    I often have the same reaction when I'm presented with hanging vagina meat
     
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    such a mess but I don't see you throwing anyone out of your bed
     
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    The nurse was a union sister and hooked up a few extra stitches for me.
     
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    C section for Mrs. Vyb
     
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    All of our friends are having kids and there is all kinds of crap they dont tell you about like pooping all over the place while giving birth to postpartum depression. My buddy told me his wifes vag feels like her asshole now, tight in the front where they sewed her back up and cant feel shit after that. :wtf:
     
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    that's such a myth


    unless he has the tinyest dick ever, the puss pretty much goes back to where it was
     
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    pussy is pussy
     
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    Moar threads about shit stat.
     
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    You don't see me at all because we don't know each other ...But I have, indeed, backed off intercourse proceedings on account of suspect vaginal smell or appearance
     
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    Would you care to re-examine your original position on that ??

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    It doesn't ...Even Dr. Drew has admitted that vaginal elasticity weakens after childbirth ..and with age
     
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    There are, indeed, many unsavory occurrences that accompany childbirth (depending on the woman)... I've met woman who say that they tore between their anus & vaginal opening.. I've spoken to fathers who've said that their wife either farted loudly, or actually pooped while they were pushing
     
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    And then billed your insurance 20 times the normal cost of stitching someone up
     
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