didn't know the dangers of toking

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VarmintSam, Jul 21, 2014.

  1. VarmintSam

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    Please list said dangers.

    Attach additional sheet(s) of paper if necessary.
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    $55 for an 1/8th is clearly a sign of collusion among the local pothead shops.
     
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    Good one
     
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    Thank you
     
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    I'm going out to a pizza buffet. I'm gonna eat and shit at the table to save time. I'm kind of efficient like that.
     
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    I ate so many gummybears the other night. Is that dangerous?
     
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    I need to lose a bunch of weight. I'd like to become a pillhead for a while. Any recommendations? I'd like to keep the facial tics and imaginary bugs to a minimum.
     
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    They are all bad, go with weed and pussy. You are welcome.
     
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    Yes eating to much herbal can fuck your day but you'll live.
     
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    Since Gummy Bears are mentioned, I thought I'd share this.

    Sorry, I can't get the fucking link to post . It's in Amazon for sugar free gummy bears.

    You have to read the one star reviews for these sugar free gummy bears. Apparently, they are as strong as ex-lax. Here is one review straight out of amazon:

    If you're thinking that all these people are lying in their reviews, think again. I doubted, oh I doubted so much. I ate about 40 of these little bastards just to see if it was all true. What happened to me next was truly gastrointestinal armageddon. It took about 3 hours for the demon bears to wake up inside me and launch their attack. Let me be clear about one thing. This is not your typical mudbutt, no. This is truly bear generated rocket fuel shooting out of your ass and propelling you off the throne. You will not sit for minutes at a time slowly cleansing your body of bear, you will evacuate your bowels instantaneously, and you will do it many, many times. The fury of the bears started around 9:30 at night. I am typing this review at 8:30 the next morning and my insides are still churning with full bear rage. The flatulent aftermath is just horrific. Im not just ripping farts, I am shredding them. You will shart. I guarantee it.

    Bottom line: do not eat the damn bears. You will be miserable. Heed the warnings.

    And another:

    If you've ever seen the movie "Dumb and Dumber" then you're familiar with the scene where Lloyd surrepticiously doses Harry with something called "Turbo-Lax". I have experienced this exact agony after ingesting a serving of these toxic taste treats. Extremely painful intestinal spasms, followed by massive, explosive flatulence, followed by the harrowing ordeal of all my entrails trying to escape at once from my body through my corn chute. As I sat on the commode in mortal agony, my body attempting to turn itself inside out in a cloud of noxious fumes, the kids outside the bathroom door laughing and screaming "Mom, Dad pooped himself!", "I think Daddy's having a heart attack!", my wife pounding on the door, shouting "Are you alright? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!", the dogs barking furiously at the commotion - my single clear thought, there is still half-a-bag left...
     
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    I was gonna post this. :point:
     
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    I couldn't get the link to work no matter how I tried. Must be a deal to prevent spamming with advertisements.
     
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    Probably.
     
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    xxx.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/dp/B006J1FBLM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405965474&sr=8-1&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears

    change the three exes to doubleyous.