Diet FAIL

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    But it wasn't my fault :no:

    So last night Miss Chriza's BFF and my BFF both came over, so the women cooked dinner while we did manly things like watch TV and play video games

    Mesquite Chicken
    Potatoes with garlic, butter, and green onions
    Corn on the cob
    And cheesy French bread

    And it was fucking awesome

    :dancin:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That's a lot of carbs though :nocheer:
     
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    I'm shocked.
     
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    ChrizaPageTwo
     
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    Post a pic of Ms C's bff and post your bff's cock for Schmoopy.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget about all the beer you drank as well.
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    omg no way
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :bigcry: why is everyone a loser here
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Omg its like you were there
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'm not a loser I got far on Zelda last night
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Were you sucking on cancer sticks too?
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    We're all human, basket.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Zelda gif pls. Someone
     
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    Miss Chriza's legs?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Well yeah how else am I gonna get cancer?
     
  16. Nikkerz

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    I've heard that once a week/ month (depending on how strict you are with your diet), allowing yourself a "cheat" day is actually a good thing. So, technically, it isn't a fail. Just don't keep doing it is all.
     
  17. Teeney

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    Did you and your BFF exchange friendship cock rings?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    They exchanged butt holes
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    But he only started the diet a day ago :secret: