Dildos and Vibrators

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by rob82, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. rob82

    rob82 Ellipsis Expert VIP

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    Who's got 'em? Who wants 'em? Who doesn't? Who secretly does but is afraid to tell their family?

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    Theres a pubic hair in the last picture :worried:
     
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    It's from the ass crack region of my body, judge not
     
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    and that looks kind of not flexi enough to be shoving up ones asshole, Rob.


    Oh, and I have a couple. One is with a wireless remote. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :cheer:
     
  5. rob82

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    Nice, so you can go all hands free and shit? Well, one hand will control the remote, but it doesn't need to be down where the action is
     
  6. eliasbboy

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    Holy friggin eyes Batman. I thought I was getting punked as I sat there staring at it for 2 minutes with no results.
     
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    No, I usually hand the remote to my friend before we go out to dinner. :)
     
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    Can I be ur friend tia
     
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    lisaslisas New Member

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    Ummm, you stared at a plastic dick for 2 whole minutes??? Don't make you gay or nothin... but... ummm... :whistle:
     
  10. lisaslisas

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    my name is Lisa not Tia. ;) But sure, if you get off a plane in NY and I pick you up and hand you a remote control looking device, think to yourself, I know this chick...kinda/sorta... is she going to have an orgasm, or is a car going to detonate in a parking lot??? Guess wisely before you press buttons. ;)
     
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    :lol: Can I lick it clean after you cum plz plz plz
     
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    You kids, I swear!
     
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    Is it too late to edit that post? I was misquoted.
     
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    I will toss it into your tortellini. :)

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    Yes, oh mighty plastic penis gazer. :jj:
     
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    I purchased a vibe for my wife just last week, her first, and she seems very much enamored with it! :cheer:
     
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    You should have taken her to the store yourself and let her pick the one she wanted. If she's never had one before, she would have an option. ;)
     
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    I agree she should have what she wants, but up to now she had said no to toys. I just sprang it on her, so to speak. Now that she has seen the light, I'll take her to get whatever her heart desires. Bear in mind we are Howard's age, ymmv. :D
     
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    No worries. :) As long as I don't have to go to the guide and see your wife doing herself as the top rated listing, my life is good. Now, all I have to do is go there and worry about seeing a video tagged by 2kbill. :erm:
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    I will continue to laugh at this as soon as I clean the diet coke off my screen.:spit: