Diner Arrested After Jesus Fails To Show Up And Pay Her Buffet Bill….

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by teehee, Jul 18, 2015.

  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

    Reputations:
    179,220
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2013
    Messages:
    4,361
    Likes Received:
    19,221
    Diner Expects 'Jesus' To Pay Buffet Bill: Police:eek:

    [​IMG]

    April Lee Yates, 51, was arrested Sunday for allegedly refusing pay for a $26 seafood buffet at Bennetts Calabash in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

    Police arrived after employees said she'd been at the restaurant for four hours and was disturbing other patrons, according to CountOn2.com. Yates also allegedly refused to pay for her meal, saying she had no money.


    Officers said when Yates was asked what she had planned to do about the bill, she told them that Jesus would pay it for her, according to WBMF TV.

    No one named Jesus came forward with the loot.:giggle:

    At that point, Yates was arrested and charged with defrauding a restaurant. She was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.

    Yates isn't the first person to try and stick God with their restaurant bill.:giggle:

    Last October, Kristi Rhines of Lawton, Oklahoma, told employees at El Chico Mexican Restaurant that her husband, "Jesus," would be back soon and “be able to walk in and produce U.S. currency to pay for her bill,” according to RawStory.

    She too was arrested and accused of defrauding a restaurant.
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    Mohammed would've just car bombed the restaurant.
     
  3. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    79,858
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,583
    four hours at a buffet :wtf:
     
    babybear and smichal like this.
  4. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040

    [​IMG]
     
  5. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,740
    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2013
    Messages:
    685
    Likes Received:
    803
    In fairness we all know that Jesus is a cheapskate. I mean he was a Je--....never mind.
     
  6. Shadoe Stevens

    Shadoe Stevens Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,047
    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2012
    Messages:
    365
    Likes Received:
    1,484
    Red State problems.
     
    Mulletude and scoobyla like this.
  7. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    79,858
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,583
    Someone gave HPE a $50 gift certificate to IHOP. He took boots with him and the goal was the spend all of the $50

     
    Scarlett Ohara and yaddc like this.
  8. Big Biscuit

    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    87,288
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2012
    Messages:
    4,059
    Likes Received:
    4,364
    Ms Yates looks like she's got much deeper problems than trying to get away with not paying for 4 hours of crab legs and faux Lobster Thermidor.
     
  9. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    20,707
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    2,576
    Likes Received:
    5,325
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    I may have failed out of medical school twice, but I believe there may be some correlation between Erik's poor eating habits and his health problems.
     
  11. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    134,115
    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2014
    Messages:
    9,668
    Likes Received:
    19,648
    See , she should have gone with the Devil .
     
  12. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    23,069
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    2,049
    Likes Received:
    3,238
    Is her sister Andrea? You know the Yates lady that was told by Jesus to drown her 5 children.
     
    babybear likes this.
  13. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    16,340
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,534
    Likes Received:
    8,752
    They should pass a law where the police can offer you a choice of either being taken to jail and you can deal with all the subsequent bullshit (court,fines,lawyers,jail, etc), or you can get the living shit kicked out of you by the cops in public. Everyone in the restaurant could watch this woman be taken into the parking lot, wait ten minutes for Jesus to show up with cash and if not, turn her into Rodney King. Literally leave her in a heap in the parking lot as an example. All that crazy Jesus nonsense would vanish after the first baton strike.
     
  14. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    124,532
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    10,998
    Likes Received:
    25,944
    she tried to pull the ol' Divine and Dash
     
  15. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

    Reputations:
    16,065
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2013
    Messages:
    3,839
    Likes Received:
    3,979
    I'm amazed people get caught with the dine and dash. Not that I approve of it but how easy would it be to just walk out the front door of a busy place? Maybe you are making a call, maybe you are going to smoke, maybe you are running out on the check....who knows? You think it would be way more common than it is.
     
    smichal likes this.
  16. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    147,246
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    24,446
    Likes Received:
    20,811
    Thank You For Paying: The Growing Dine and Dash Trend

    Whatever happened to washing dishes if you couldn’t cover your bill? Running from a restaurant before paying (a.k.a. dine and dash) seemed to be a rare thing in the past. But we’ve come across more and more stories that might point to a growing number of these ultimate restaurant cheapskates.

    http://aaronallen.com/blog/thank-you-for-paying-the-growing-dine-and-dash-trend
     
    smichal, Scarlett Ohara and babybear like this.
  17. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    104,073
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    23,211
    Likes Received:
    20,769
    Uncle Sams picking up the tab. Hes where your tax dollars are going to feed this HIPO
     
  18. boognishstern

    boognishstern Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    27,770
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    3,127
    Likes Received:
    4,487
    what a fucking pig
     
    Scarlett Ohara likes this.
  19. meanmark81

    meanmark81 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,980
    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2012
    Messages:
    143
    Likes Received:
    335
    Check out this guy's M.O.
    [​IMG]
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/02/andrew-palmer-fake-seizures-_n_5433145.html
     
  20. stash

    stash 2017 Kimbra of All Media VIP

    Reputations:
    95,627
    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2014
    Messages:
    6,197
    Likes Received:
    16,120
    :giggle: