ding dong... i'd like to tell you the story of mormanism

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    well, it all began with joseph smith during the early 1800s
     
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    A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle :)
     
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    he went into the wood to jack off and found golden tablets
     
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    bedtime stories :mrpeanut:
     
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    Leeds! :cheer:
     
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    oh my luv so fine to see you
     
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    Leeds!!!!!!!!!! :iohi5:
     
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    so, he found these tablets and god and baby jesus appeared...
     
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    leeds, nice to see you :hw:
     
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    The Hound of the Baskervilles also...
     
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    Joseph sayeth "Let's fuck some whores!"
     
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    You too ya bloomin blighter :D
     
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    wow it's just like it use to be here!
     
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    god sent two angels to speak to joe smith and to bring him the word of god written on a set of gilded melmac. the angels then told joe to bury the melmac under a mountain and then go get lynched.
     
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    also: magic underwear
     
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    I think my kitchen counter is made out of melmac. Is that by DuPont?
     
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    well, then he found some chick and fucked her at least 11 times but only a couple of the kids survived:hump:
     
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    Hasa Diga Eebowai
     
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    its some early plastic that shatters like glass.