Dingleberry thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Shine

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    I was taking a shower tonight about an hour after I took a shit. Nothing was unusual about the shit. The wiping required was minimal. Fast forward to the shower and as I'm washing my crack, I felt something back there. I gave it a tug and it was a dingleberry. I have never noticed having a dingleberry before. So fucking gross. Thankfully, the berry was small and slid down the drain with ease.
     
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    wax yo shit. skeeza.
     
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    don't know what the hell to tell ya
     
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  5. Stevie

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    hockeygrl izz a honey dip...
     
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    Getting older sucks. Hair growing on ears and evidently on ass as well
     
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    :dancin:
     
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    I was under the impression all dingleberrys were small
     
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    I once had a raspberry there
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Dump Thread. :emperor:
     
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    I don't know what this means... but then again, I also had to have the staff here tell me tonight what "scat" means. :facepalm:
     
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    scat means shit :grad:
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Honey dip means :hump:
     
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    To think how naive I was before I started posting. I thought scat was a style of Jazz singing, an Upper Decker was a seat at a ballpark, and a Dutch Oven was a kitchen appliance
     
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    At first I thought it had something to do with the honey wax they use in salons, since they were discussing hair removal in this thread!
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Even better...