Dinkus Mayhem, slut dad?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    You ever get that 21 year old stank on your hang-low, @dinkus mayhem ?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    everyone cares
     
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    This is an excellent question.
     
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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm contemplating the future of my relationship and spending a little time kissing a 21 year old chick's adorable stomach.
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this is why i haven't spent much time here. spending lots of time texting. bad me, i know.
     
  6. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    You son of a bitch. :jj:
     
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  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm kidding about kssing her tummy. i am still texting with her. i am actually contemplating the future of my relationship, but not just for this 21 year old.
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i only kissed her tummy twice. well, two instances. many kisses.
     
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  9. WillyBest

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    Go on...
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Dinkus, where do you do all of this? Do you have a windowless office?
     
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  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I know, I need to create a clear scenario for later when I touch my pee pee.
     
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  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    my office has huge floor to ceiling windows but i close the blinds because it gets so bright and hot in there by afternoon.
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    we were sitting in my office, her on the couch and me on my chair, and she asked my if i wanted to sit next to her.

    game on.
     
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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Similar to the Mexican lady scenario.
     
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  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm fucking around. i haven't done anything physical with her at all. she did ask me to sit next to her and i told her i couldn't. then i did sit next to her b/c she promised no monkey business.

    i do have those windows in my office and i do pull the blinds every day around 2:30 or 3 pm.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oh wait did she do the Pulp Fiction dance?
     
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  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if i did something with her it would be a bit reminiscent of the mexican lady thing only this girl is less than half her age.
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she did! but that was a while ago.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I don't know about you, but I am all the fuck in on the impending dinkus pussy train wreck. :umunch:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    This entire thing's bullshit, faggit. Pwned!
     
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