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Dinkus Melted Animalfat Big Time Here's the Story tl;dr

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  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    OK many of you don't know about this because it happened after you left SFN. This is the true story to the best of my recollection. Hopefully Dinkus will correct any mistakes I make, but Big Fat melted like lard in the fire and quit the internets in tears and a full blown tantrum. It was a wonder to behold.

    SO...Fat Boy had a RL friend named Geneva, and just for the fuckry Dink friended her on facebook. Dink told her the real truth about the bullshit her fat friend was saying about her. This caused animalfat much frustration, and a lot of it played out on SFN, with fatty crying and dinkus lol'ing. Tubby kept trying to "prove" dink was lying but dink ain't dumb and he kept proving it was Tons o' Tons who was lying. Eventually Geneva realized what a horseshit liar her obese acquaintance was, and came to appreciate dinkus for his friendship and honesty. All this played out over months on SFN.....

    ....then Geneva died. Really, IRL died. Dead. The oversized pig saw this as his chance, and went and told the family, DURING THEIR TIME OF GRIEF, right after Geneva's death, that dinkus was bad-mouthing her on the internet. Some guy none of them had ever heard of was talking shit about her, Fatty said. He kept it up long enough that one of the poor dead girl's sisters felt she should see what this was all about. Dinkus eventually befriended her and straightened the whole thing out.

    When the story broke, GiantFat went into a huge tailspin and swore he would never post with us again. He made the mods kill his SFN account, cried himself to sleep, swelled all up and went boom. I never saw him again until he showed up here playing like nothing ever happened

    lulz

    The End :hat:
     
  2. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Wow a second thread about me!!! You have made 2 about me and still have made zero about you skidmark. How are those balls tasting??
     
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    This animalfat sounds like a horrible person.
     
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    Where's Stevie with his "itzz just a message board" schitck? :facepalm:
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    This fat piece of shit actually intruded on a grieving family because of some message board assin' he was taking

    There is no bigger life failure
     
  6. Avery

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  7. GHP

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    Someone knows :hhh:
     
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    he wanted ALL his posts deleted as well.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Cool story 'fro. :afro:
     
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    O noes!!!! a hater has started another thread about me whatever shall I do??????
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Oh yeah what a stupid ass :jj:
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    You can call me Noxzema :hat:
     
  13. Ron Decline

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    The only way to get rid of Butterhog is to ignore him.

    It's starting to work. His precious thread is dying (as is he; water pills, BP meds, etc.).

    He knows this. He's reaching out to infest other threads. To fill his voracious appetite for attention, positive or negative.

    BOYCOTT ANIMALGOD!!!
     
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    Its disturbing that someone of this girth would make instructional cooking videos ....
     
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    oh.
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Can I kick it?!?! VIP

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    People let these boards seep into their real lives this much?? :eek:
     
  17. Oderus

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    :jj: that's like saying "consequences will never be the same" guy is a motivational speaker.
     
  18. GHP

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    IN :p
     
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    I can't believe he tucks in his shirt lol
     
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    :cheer:
     

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