dinkus's guinness beef stew cooking thread with pics and a black baby dressed as a pepsi bottle

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    so i ended up just buying a cheapie french oven (enameled dutch oven) from sam's club. turns out it's got good reviews and is america's test kitchens "best buy" french oven. it's made in china. hopefully i don't die of lead poisoning.

    now it's guinness beef stew time.

    i started with a three and a half pound chuck eye roast...
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    a Sam's Club dutch oven?

    :lol:
     
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    before i cut that into stew sized pieces, i started heating up some oil in my french oven...
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    then i cut that beef into big ol' chunks, trimming away any large pockets of fat, but leaving some. then i seasoned with salt and pepper...
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    That knife is :gayhand: as fuck.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

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    fuck you.
     
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    chuck eye is fancy words for shitty meat IMO :ucoffee:
     
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    so're you.
     
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    That is the most work I've ever seen anyone put into buying a Dutch oven.
     
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    yeah dummy i'm going to use filet mignon in a stew that cooks for three hours. uh doi!
     
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    buy good meat cooks in 20 minutes :umunch:
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    all for nothing.

    added onions to the french oven...
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    and got some of the other players ready...
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    dinkus getting killed ITT.
     
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    good stew takes a while to develop depth of flavor, paco.
     
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    Ken-L Ration? :umunch:
     
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    nice fond developing on the bottom...
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    and onions are cooked down enough and have good caramelization. time to add tomato paste and garlic...
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    looks like dick IMO :ucoffee:
     
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    brown that tomato paste to create great flavor...
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    then i added the flour and mixed together, cooking the raw taste out of the flour. it looks dry and burned but that's how it's supposed to look. ensures that the sauce/gravy will be thick, rich, and delish...
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    is this a cooking thread or comedy show? :lol:
     
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    whisked in chicken broth, guinness, and some fresh minced thyme...
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