Dinner with Howard

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MFnAntiChrist, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I laughed out loud when ETM asked Howie to dinner.

    I instantly wondered two things:

    Would I go to dinner with Howard given the opportunity?

    Who pays?

    Discuss....
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Don't go hungry, you'll get a portion of fish, a portion of dry broccoli and one drink.
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    we did
     
  4. bobartbooey

    bobartbooey Well-Known Member VIP

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    mmm I am thinking comped at Nobu with a ridic amount of sushi
     
  5. AGT Blows

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    Eric was comfortable asking him to dinner because Howard doesn't eat turkey anymore.
     
  6. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I imagine that Howard complains the entire time about the food. "sauce on the side"
     
  7. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole Active Member

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    I imagine the dinner scene from The Aviator.
     
  8. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    etm would have cancled his dinner, when he found out howie never eats at arby's.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Who would want to have dinner with Howard? He is so fucking boring now. All he would do is try to tell you how you should be living your life.
     
  10. Wangold

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    Truffles and scrambled eggs.
     
  11. squirrelnuts

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    While he's rubbing your thigh and asking about your cock.
     
  12. Halloween

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    I'd love to have dinner with a billionaire who's completely miserable.
     
  13. Just Peachy

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    Dinner at Nobu sans Beth, hmmm...maybe.
    Dinner with Beth there also....I'd rather witness the craptacular first hand.
     
  14. Tranquil

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    I'll spend $10 on a BBQing a pack of ribs, no one gives a shit about calories or health, just good times, tasty ribs, hanging with my friends and drinking some beer till late at night.

    That's having a good time.
     
  15. Undead

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    My dinner with Howard...the most boring dinner I ever had in my entire life...

     
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    Imagine his horror when your main protein is not fish.
     
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    I'm pretty sure Nobu has a dress code. Eric would have to stop at Baby's R Us and get himself a little sports coat.
     
  18. Undead

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    Must be absolutely terrifying when you have no protein...eggs (the horror)...nor Meat...(Beth crawling up and down the cross)...not to mention when they are supposed to flat out eat Meat..."The Horror"...
     
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    No matter what the place was, rest assured Howard would bitch and complain about it on the show. Doesn't matter if he picked the place and ETM fit the bill.

    And you can also bet he would leave the dinner two hours early.
     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    If he bitched about how I eat a bagel I think I would juice a grapefruit with his nose.