Dinner with Monk

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Would you go out to dinner with Monk? I would.
     
  2. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    Only if we went to Applebee's :c
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Well played.
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I wouLd have dinner with Monk. I like bananas
     
  6. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    1 Pizza. Plain.

    Beer. By the pitcher.
     
  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I've never spoken to the man. :coffee:
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Going out for dinner with somebody who names themselves as a monkey causes some red lights for me.

    I need to know a man before we have monkey sex and fling shit from the chandeliers.

    I'm no cheap whore.
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Why would I go to dinner with someone that's just gonna throw it back at me?
     
  11. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    he's spoken for but i'd let you blow me.
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Giftcard to HG and Real, dumbass!

    :secret:
     
  13. dawg

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    :eek:
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Yup. Will happen.

    Yup. Will happen. U love me.
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Monk doesn't use silverware.
     
  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :secret: Hes a rapist Chimp.
     
  17. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    this is the first time I realized that "Monk" was short for "monkey" :facepalm:
     
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  19. Slippy

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    I don't think he swings your way Bro......but people catch me offguard here all the time. GAME ON!
    I know. Doesn't say much though - I have ZERO standards anymore. :sad:
     
  20. Mack

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    If he bought.