Direct TV subscribers please enter this thread, I has a ketchun

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I was trying to search for a show On Demand, and I noticed that the "browse by channel" option is no longer available. Is it a problem with my system, or is it missing from yours as well? Thank you in advance for your help. Direct TV had me reset, and nothing changed. They escalated the issue to the "engineers" whatever the fuck that means. For your help


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  3. Dream Theater

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    Escalated to engineers... I guess that means you're not the only one and its s problem on the network. Not just isolated to you.
     
  4. Scott

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    Say what now?
     
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    its a tech support euphemism: it means "we can't fix it; you're bothering us; everyone else is at the party; we dumped it on tier 2 support. Now go away"
     
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    do you think this is a fucking tech support forum?!?!?!
     
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    Knowing Direct TV support this is probably true.
    Reset doesn't fix it then pass the buck.
     
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    Sweet Maria
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Sorry Mlaw, I can't help you with your tech issue, but I can tell you how to successfully cancel it.
     
  13. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    If I seen that in a public park my mind auto boots to a rape fantasy.
     
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    i wasn't kidding: this is standard for tier 1 tech support everywhere. companies pay tier 1 garbage. they are just supposed to answer the phone, and if the symptoms match those written up in their knowledge base they can try to fix it. these are the guys who tell you to power cycle the cable box. if they can't fix it they are to escalate it to tier 2.
     
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    this thread has been less than helpful :fil:
     
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    Don't be like this guy
     
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    can you shop my face underneath that? thanks
     
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    to make it even worse, Steves here.
     
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    No I hate gifs.
     
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    but you love me :D