Dirty Jobs

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  1. PullMyFinger

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    My younger cousin has been out of work about 6 months. He's been trying to find something, but has had no luck.

    I decided to call in a favor and a friend of mine offered to give him a job as a driver at his place. It pays $22 an hour, is only a 4 day work week, includes medical, dental, holiday pay and 10 vacation days to start. The only thing is that it is a port-o-potty business and my cousin's job would be driving around pumping out the waste from the port-o-potties.

    I called him and when I told him, he was like "I'll let you know".

    This is from a kid that hasn't made more than $12/hour since he graduated from community college. :facepalm:

    Anyway, it got me thinking about the dirty jobs I have had, which were numerous when I was younger.

    What is the dirtiest job you have had?
     
  2. MissPoker

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    jajajjajajaj pull, do u love your cousin? Havent really had a dirty job, but i would enjoy reading your experiences, pleaseeeeeee tell us about them.
     
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  3. walleye

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    I worked at a slaughter house in high school. My job was to dispatch them and hook them to a winch once they were down.
     
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    same
     
  5. PullMyFinger

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    Yea, his Mom died when he was 12 and his Dad was never really in the picture, so we all look out for him, but he can be stubborn sometimes.

    I had quite a few. We used to spend the summers upstate and two years I had to shovel horse shit 2 hours a day on a local ranch.

    When I was in college, I worked for a boiler company dismantling furnaces and removing them. I would come home covered in heating oil.

    Never had a dirty job? I'll give ya one of you are interested?
     
  6. PullMyFinger

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    My grandfather lived around the block from a slaughter house. During the summer, the stench would be unbearable.
     
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    cleaning peoples teeth :puke:
     
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    Summer was the worse. Plus it was Fair time which made for long days.
     
  9. PullMyFinger

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    :winner:
     
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    :c
     
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    Lets talk about it ;)
     
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    I had SWEATY jobs. I worked the ovens at a very busy piTzzeria, and pulled auto parts in a big unconditioned warehouse.



    Neither paid anything close to $22/hour.
     
  13. PullMyFinger

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    Yea, I got $10 a day for shoveling shit. My cousin would make $220 a day for sticking a hose in a toilet and letting it do all the work.

    He'd also be on the road all day on his own with no boss looking over his shoulder.

    I'm too young to use this phrase, but what happened to today's youth? :facepalm:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah the best part of that job is driving around all day with no boss. Sounds like lots of wiggle room for vanishing for a bit and goofing off.

    The worst part is when you're trying to pick-up chicks and they ask what you do. :facepalm:
     
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    Would they let you get a work visa to come to America if your occupation would be sex slave? :c
     
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    Yea, you'd definitely have to stretch the truth a bit.

    Turd removal specialist just isn't going to make the panties drop.
     
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    ajajajjaa i can try, but they wont believe the slave part cause obviously id do it for placer
     
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    i worked the flight deck on the USS Nimitz in the 80's, really grimey job, dirty all the time even when you are clean
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Stretch the truth?! We never lie to broads. :giggle:
     
  20. PullMyFinger

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    Dirty and extremely dangerous.