Dirty Vagina

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sometimes you can smell em from 6 feet away!

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  2. Bro

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    It smells like vagina when I peel shrimps. My kid loves to walk in and say, it smells like vagina in here. fml
     
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    Sometimes?
     
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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i haven't encountered a smelly vagina since the girl i dated at 15. i think the ladies got the hygiene thing all figured out now.
     
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    Smelly vag. Oofaa!
     
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  6. Bro

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    Get your smelly vagina away from me!
     
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    Vaginal Discharge would be a cool lesbian band name.
     
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  8. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    VagiNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
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  10. Phil McKrakin

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    Worst vag ever. I was in Rosarita circa 1995, picked up a broad at Papas and Beer. She was tall, blonde and looking good in my mind. Went back to her and her friends rental casa on the beach...shit got real and then I pulled the panties off. JFC it was like a two day old tuna can was on the BBQ! I was all "Let's take a shower"...even then it was still rank as fuck as I tried to wash it away with a mexican soap bar.


    Bottom line... I banged her in the shower and hitched hiked a ride back to the hotel in an American flag shirt.
     
  11. Gator

    Gator What?

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    This didn't happen
     
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  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Ass kissing cunt says wut?
     
  13. Bro

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    Cool story bro. I have to remember that next time I'm in a knife fight.
     
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    :winner:
     
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  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Dealer: Hand #127891257690: Phil847 wins main pot (5,810) with three stank ass vaginas.
     
  16. Gator

    Gator What?

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    This also didn't happen
     
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    lost the 100k eh?
     
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    :lol:
     
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  19. Phil McKrakin

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    The river is a dirty vagina.
     
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