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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rum Balls, Apr 3, 2016.

  1. Rum Balls

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    Left my ATM card in the copier at Staples.

    Why exactly can't you just swipe your card in that shit store
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    If you ever have to take a shit in public, I recommend doing it in the restroom at your local Macy's.

    It's hidden in the mattress department, usually and it's absolutely quiet and peaceful.

    Nothing better than the tranquility found in a Macy's restroom for dropping a good shit.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :shucks:
     
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    I go to Orlando, aboot 2 times a week.
    There is a Hampton Inn, near St Augustine off 95, where my coffee kicks in.
    I go in the front door, act like I belong there, go to the mens room near the gym.
    After a month of doing this there was a sign that said "Restroom for Guests Only"
    It was so clean and nice. :sad:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yes-- but you still have those memories.

    I'd also like to recommend your local Sears.

    Quality paper in that joint.
     
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    Wtf happened in this thread
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    :jj:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    its a known problem. even though the law required that all the stores have the new boxes able to read the cards with the chip, there was no requirement for when the stores' systems could use the data input that way.
     
  10. zhukov

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    Hit your local Publix while in Florida for a quality dump experience. Then pick up a Boar's Head sub for lunch.
     
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    Every time I go to Barnes & Nobles or StaplesI always gotta rip huge farts, and unintentionally too. Always have to find an aisle of shelves thats empty for me to carpet bomb.
     
  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Staples still exists??
     
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    I went to Sears the other day to look at appliances. It's like immigrant central in there.
     
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    @banksy
     
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    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    This is my method as well.

    You can't use the same hotel over and over again though.

    Rookie mistake, bub.
     
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