Disbarred lawyer desecrates office with penis graffiti

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    NEWSER) – Let's say you're a lawyer who's been disbarred and charged with four felonies for allegedly stealing from clients. Could you blacken your name any further? It's a tall order, but Dallas attorney Tom Corea may have managed it. Corea was sent back to jail this morning, after allegedly trashing the office from which he'd been evicted, defecating on the floor, and drawing penises all over the walls, the Dallas Morning News reports.Corea was out on bail when he was ordered to leave the office by the end of October. When a realtor managing the building showed up, he says he found "complete destruction" including "penis graffiti on every single wall," and feces and urine on the floor. Scrawled on the wall was the name of a judge in Corea's case, along with a derogatory message and a phone number. Corea's girlfriend was briefly called to testify, but prosecutors halted matters when they decided she was likely an accomplice.[​IMG]
     
  2. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Dick move!
     
  3. ilovebacon

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    It's modern art :grad:
     
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    I'm always amazed when there are accomplices in some crazy shit. I get one person being crazy, but finding a counterpart who is crazy on your same exact level? In the midst of the very time-consuming business of being CRAZY, and in jail for felonies?

    Ain't love grand? I'm only half kidding. It does make love somewhat impressive. "Shit in your former office?" "Yeah, sure, love you, baby!"
     
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    I bet Bill Clinton wished he'd had thought of this.
     
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    Are you saying Howard is a dick?
     
  7. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Fixed
     
  8. Time Bandit

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    I told my wife I was gonna pay this guy back, she said "I don't want a know nothin, leave me out of it"..
    disloyal POS...I never forgot that.
     
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    BrettAshley New Member Banned User

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    RIGHT?! I was hugely disappointed that this wasn't about Dominic.
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    They'd all be doing it if they could get away with it.
     
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    I show horses with this guy and he is one arrogant fuck...a real low quality human being...o and btw....with all this shit going on hes still showing horses... Fucking creep..
     
  12. Mr Vengeance

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    Were the cocks he drew, beer-can thick?
     
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    the shit on the floor cracked me up for some reason
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out what part of his behavior was unlawyer-like :dontknow:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    No one can ever say that he didn't give a shit for his legal practice
     
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    Matwiow Active Member

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    Once where I work some woman got upset with the size of her raise and she left a giant shit in the middle of the bathroom. She remains anonymous but she is a hero.
     
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    I thought it was Dominic Barabara
     
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    :hat:
     
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    Wiggy wants to see those penises :eek:
     
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    :rofl:

    they are going to fuck him so good.

    what a dummy.