discuss the lyrics to blowjob betty in this thread -- discuss in a serious manner

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  1. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
    Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
    But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
    I got a little story bout a nasty freak
    She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
    Blowjob Betty givin' real good head
    Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
    Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
    She could blow more head than a whale blows water
    Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
    She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
    A trip and a half around the world
    Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
    She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
    Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
    Blowjob Betty better blow me up
    I remember the day when I first met her
    Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
    Walked up to her said
    "my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
    Pimp is my game, I do it the best
    Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest
    Well after that, I G'ed the freak
    I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
    And from the very first time I went to her house
    Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
    $hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna
    Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
    Only stick it in about half way back
    Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
    Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch
    But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
    Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
    With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
    I spit game to the bitch, just like this

    Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
    It didn't take long to stay true to the game
    And get my pimpin' on
    But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
    Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
    Blowjob Betty was dumb
    A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
    She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
    So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette

    6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
    One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
    All you had to do was step up to her
    She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
    Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
    So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
    Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
    And to the players out there
    Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me
    Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
    I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
    It was all so good and much too true
    One young freak and a whole damn crew
    But then I shot that fatal nut
    Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
    She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
    Me and my homies just hit the door
    My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
    But that next day I read this story
    A young girl died just last night
    She choked on sperm in her windpipe
    It was on her face, her neck, and chest
    And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
    When I saw that my brain clicked
    I bust a nut and killed a bitch
    It might sound sick, it might be petty
    But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!
     
  2. jdwhatever

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    bump
     
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    Not reading all that.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    insightful answers please
     
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    support
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    ^^^^
    this
     
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    I'd like to meet this Blowjob Betty some day.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    that wouldn't be possible

    you obviously did not read the full lyrics
     
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    no one has
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    is that song like 11 minutes long?
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    rebel
     
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    Any chick named Blowjob Betty has met lots of guys. You don't just get that name cuz your name is betty
     
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    Oh no, I read the lyrics

    I wonder if that guy had a vasectomy. That would answer my question
     
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    When Ant Banks produced $hort that was the best time... dangerous crew beeeiitch!