Disgusting whale on the subway caused this brah to rage!! (srs) (lots of wtf)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I was on the express train from Grand Central the other day when this hideous young white girl sat near me on the train.

    After a few minutes, the fat bitch whips out a brown paper bag and loudly shuffles through it before fishing out some sort of breaded pastry. Now this wouldn't have gotten my attention if she wasn't so loud about simply taking it out. At that point I witnessed one of the most disgusting and shocking things in my life. She turned in her seat so she was facing away from me and starting taking monstrous bites out of her food, causing crumbs and granulated sugar to spill all over the floor. Between every chomp, she would take huge breaths and smack her lips while chewing with her mouth slightly ajar.

    I was literally nauseous by this point. I can't stand the sound of people eating, and this whale just made it worse. To top it off, she reached for her thermos containing some mysterious liquid (probably maple syrup or some shit) and started taking massive slurping gulps. The skin on my scalp crawled I became lightheaded at the sheer sound of her gluttony. By the time she was finished with her meal, my knuckles were white from clenching my fists and I was gritting my teeth like a tweaker.

    I have never came closer to snapping before. That was seriously torture.

    cliffs:

    -fat kunt on the subway
    -starts eating food sloppily
    -the sounds of her eating and drinking make me sick
     
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    I wonder if she washed her hands right before she ate that? Ick.
     
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    pics?

    wtf? srs
     
  4. Satori Brah

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    She wiped them on the front of her pants :facepalm:
     
  5. Satori Brah

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    omg....I should have. fail. :facepalm:
     
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  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :jj: Sorry....I had to tell
     
  8. HAL

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    gay thread title
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    That's my schtick, brah :c

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    I feel you.
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    And it might be the worst one iv seen. :facepalm:
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad it annoys you :c I appreciate you letting me know
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I want to neck ,and face stab you.
     
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    1. Move if it bOthers u
    2. Get an iPod so u can listen to that instead
    3. I agree though fatties r gross
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I would love to see you try :coffee:
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    k
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Knew it :cool:
     
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    First time on the subway ? Plug in your headphones, close your eyes and shut the fuck up.

     
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  19. banksy

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    get a car / car service. only losers ride a train. :D
     
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    No.....more like my 117,00th time. lol.....u mad, fatso?
     
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