Divorced Father Of Three Knocks Up Adele

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  1. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    she's a big girl
     
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    she's got dinner plate nipples
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Behemoth
     
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    I wish nothing but the best, for
     
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    Hopefully they won't have the same girth as mommy.
     
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    I hope being pregnant doesn't make her fat...
     
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    She will put Jessica Simpson to shame, can't wait for the pics to emerge.

    :evil: :madsex:
     
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    Dunno any of her songs.
     
  10. FtM

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    She seems mentally ill. I'm certain that this man will be in it for the long haul. :rolleyes:
     
  11. FtM

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    There's a show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" where all these fat women talk about suddenly going into labor. Adele already had the kid. :D
     
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    :nooo:
     
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    She's fat.
     
  15. AmishGirl

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    I cannot STAND her songs. They're pathetic & whenever I hear them, I just see her fat-face ....
     
  16. MatthewT

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    some of them aren't fat :weird:
     
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    I wouldn't call myself an expert on the matter, but everyone I've ever seen(like 2 or 3) the women were overweight. :dontknow:
     
  18. MatthewT

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    this one chick was like 140-150, and she was in a tub, reached down and felt a foot :weird:
     
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    OMG what a nightmare .....
     
  20. Mur

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    At least she started out a heifer. :coffee: