DIY Flat Ronnie

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Benjamen, Nov 18, 2015.

  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard spent the morning congratulating himself for his Flat Ronnie idea, where 100 lucky listeners get a cardboard cutout of Ronnie to photograph in wacky setups. (He also complained about the steep price: $100 each. Not exactly chump change when your operating budget is only $80 million a year.)

    The only problem is that Howard has 150 listeners. So what about the 50 of us who aren't lucky enough to get a Flat Ronnie? We can make our own!

    At a book reading by a New York Times Bestselling Author:

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    Among the mob waiting to see Howard Stern's last appearance on Letterman:

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    Being Grinchy at a silly holiday party:

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    Wig shopping with a friend:

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    At a book signing by a New York Times Bestselling Author:

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    Here's a Flat Ronnie for your own fun scenarios:

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    He mustve seen the Pete Rose thing :ucoffee:
     
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    Look at Howie, strippers and whores leading him around by the neck...

    It's just like the good old days (well, except for the marrying them part).
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Ronnie deserves a prop of his own that matches his personality:

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    OMG I'm dying!! :roll:
     
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    Flat Ronnie Hmmmmmm how many listeners you say Wig has.
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I guessed 150, but maybe that's a little high.
     
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    Jesse James just had the "flat jesse project". He gave away a chopper and cash. Stern is so original.
     
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    Whoa... are you kidding me or are you serious?

    He's selling these to listeners??????

    I am going to pull a @Pooh bear (or was it @IfTheyOnlyKnew ) and ask - "is this for real??" :)
     
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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i know a grammar school kid that did this like 6 years ago. he had a flat stanley and members of our forum would mail it to each other to take pics with flat stanley from all around the world and post them on our board.
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    No, Howard Stern Productions was going to have to eat the $100 per Flat Ronnie production cost. But after Howard's complaining about how they have no budget (thanks to somebody keeping all of the operating budget for himself!), Gary said they'd found somebody to help with the production. His begging and cries of poverty worked again on some dumb small business owner.
     
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    It would be fun to do this here with either the creepy Wiggy or Beefus faces :giggle:

    I can only imagine what Shedders would do with them. LOL

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    Oh my god. Please let's do this as a board! We'll make a flat "Beth face" standee and send it around to take pics with. It could be the greatest thread ever!!!
     
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    This might be the craziest picture of Howard I've ever seen. Normally he looks like Professor Farnsworth in a wig but here he looks like a 20 year old Asian man.
     
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    The Beth face. Where is that from originally?
     
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    She and Wiggy were at some Hampton's event being interviewed. This was in the early dating days. I think she laughed/guffawed at something the interviewer said and the image was saved for eternity.

    There is a video, I believe(?). I bet @Benjamen would either have the full photo or full video.