Djokavic is Buying Up World's Supply of Donkey Cheese

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  1. O Face

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    We know that "Novak Djokovic is buying the world's entire supply of donkey cheese" sounds like the kind of headline that would show up around April Fool's, but it's apparently legit. The world No. 1 is spending millions to purchase all of the rare cheese made from, uh, donkey milk. The cheese, known as pule, is white, crumbly and made from donkey's milk. It runs over $500 per pound, in part because one pound of the cheese requires over three gallons of milk. It's produced in Djokovic's native Serbia, and he plans to use it in his soon-to-open chain of restaurants. (Too much to hope that the restaurants are named "Donkey Cheese"?)

    Pule recently received the distinction of the "world's most expensive cheese." Created at one farm in one town in Serbia, the cheese is derived from milk on one of Serbia's most well-known natural reserves. Djokovic purchased the farm's entire year's supply.


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    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/tenni...tire-supply-donkey-cheese-152716656--ten.html
     
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    donkey dick cheese does not sound appetizing :nojj:
     
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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

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    is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokavic?
     
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    i'd like to try this cheese
     
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    Holy Shit. I would raise donkeys if I could $500 for a pound of cheese.
     
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    In Tijuana you can watch a women splashed with donkey dick cheese
     
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    This sounds a lot like the plot of Goldfinger.......with cheese instead of gold......
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    "it runs over $500 per pound, in part because one pound of the cheese requires over three gallons of milk."

    apparently three gallons of donkey milk is expensive? :dunno: