WTF DMV ticket court appearance

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    I got 4 fckn tickets last week and have to appear in court in two weeks for right on pass and fail to yield both have 3 points. What can I expect in court? What can I tell the judge?

    On a left only lane the light was going to turn red, the car in front of me wasn't going to make the left so I passed the car in front of me made the left, there was a cop car right there. Other two tix were for tints and no left signal, I paid those $236.00
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Your fucked, going to jail and going to get butt raped. Sorry
     
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    You and kool are both huge faggots. You fags should stick together.
     
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    Just ignore it bro them cops will never find you
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Good. Window tinting beyond factory is for faggots.
     
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    The cops probably won't show up in court.
     
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    No one was hurt, correct? $20 fine.

    Our taxes fund an army of revenue collectors. We're the victims of our own "voluntary compliance".

    Try to postpone/change the court date as many times as you can. Delay it for months if at all possible.

    I literally went to court one year after getting a speeding ticket. Needless to say, the cop never came.

    Get there early and talk to the prosecutor and or cop before appearing in front of the judge, which is normally what happens anyway.

    Typically they'll offer non-point related penalties in exchange for financially raping you.

    Also, calm down.
     
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    Get in line with @xavier
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    Born times I went the Cop didn't show so it got dismissed. I'll never pay a ticket again without appearing